Sunday, March 02, 2014

Audiotree Live

Somehow I missed this video from 10 months ago.  Prof did a half hour live session with Audiotree Live in Chicago.


                    

Song list:
1. Karma
2. Fire
3. The Season
4. Terminator
5. Myself
6. Yeah Buddy

Friday, December 20, 2013

The Reply (lyrics)

Download (iTunes; now that he's with Rhymesayers no more free downloads)
But you can stream it here and here.

(Some of these lines are impossible to understand.  I listened to them dozens of times and am still unsure.  Marked with (?). )
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Pure rap shit.
Let's do this.
No dubs, one take.
Let's go.

To which I reply:
Ain't no way in hell that you can muscle me homie,
Only if you will try to fuck with me now they mushing baloney.
Ain't no ho can get between a horse and his dick.
First second third fourth 'n the fifth,
Of course I'm the shit.
I've had so many women,
I start to think I'm assisted living.
I thought of Santa Clause for all the gifts my dick's been givin'.
All them chicks been kickin' with 'em. (?)
All it is is pimpin-ism. (?)
Listen, women, Kaiser Von Powderhorn is up in your kitchen!
And these haters start to trippin'.
I'm gettin' more money than a motherfuckin christian.
True, young prof is a baller.
You can call the hater line I'll pick the first caller.
Some so many rappers, (?)
I'm a sure father.
Been with your baby mama motherfucker, cue daughter.
Don't make me bring her toys out,
Motherfuckers know I get intense like boy scouts.

I'm the greatest.
Don't front, I'm the greatest.
Bitch please, I'm the greatest.
Fuck you, I'm the greatest.
Suck my dick, I'm the greatest.
Bitch please, I'm the greatest.
Fuck you, I'm the greatest.
Don't front, I'm the greatest.

I'm fuckin' Lyndsey Lohan, broham
A player got her open,
A trip to Vegas, form a little eloping.
I'm Biance's fiance, I'm picante.
You lookin for a double date, Kanye?
Fuck it, there's a mermaid in my bathtub,
The motherfucker's only there to give backrubs.
How much an ostrich cost bitch?
Put it in a mosh pit,
At my show and jump in like, "Watch this!"
Bitch please, got whiskey out the faucet,
Little girls 'll hold my hair in case I get nauseous.
Deal, mother fucker that's a bonus.
Cut my girls hair so I can think I'm fucking Jonas.
Oh brother, I don't slow brother.
Everybody knows I'm a cold mo-fucker.
I'm thinkin' this is the end,
Like OMG, I've outdone myself again.

I'm the greatest.
Don't front, I'm the greatest.
Bitch please, I'm the greatest.
Fuck you, I'm the greatest.
Suck my dick, I'm the greatest.
Bitch please, I'm the greatest.
Fuck you I'm the greatest.
Don't front I'm the greatest.

Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Broadcasting ft. P.O.S. (lyrics)

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Broadcasting
Broadcasting

Papa ---- Papa
Romeo - Oscar
Oscar --  Sierra
Foxtrot

Papa ---- Papa
Romeo - Oscar
Oscar --  Sierra
Foxtrot

Papa ---- Papa
Romeo - Oscar
Oscar --  Sierra
Foxtrot

I am bigger than you've ever seen,
I am better than you've ever heard,
I could reinvent with every word.
Larger than life don't even make sense,
I am so far ahead I'm backwards, I am in past tense.
I am on overload, overdose,
I am on cruise control,
I could write an album under comatose.
I am unconscious yet so focused,
I'm ultimate high, I'll ride till I'm hopeless.
I know what I started and I don't plan on finishin'
Givin' in is the difference from wishin' it an livin' it.
So posers step off me,
I'll get ya paid off, cock metal, what it cost me.
I don't even hafta fight,
I'll let people I don't know whoop yo ass all night.
Turn on the radio, I got something to say -
Broadcasting a punch in the face.

Ah, east coast west coast,
Mid-west down south world wide.
South-side north-side,
Where the fuck you at?
Doomtree
Stophouse

I am bigger than you've ever seen,
I am louder than you've ever heard,
Letterhead be clever with the word.
Clever up the beef, eat,
Never sweat a nerd,
Haters are like birds, yeah,
Tweet tweetin' from the cheap seats.
Shit-shittin' on concrete, criterion raps,
Stimulus pack large, now pay it back.
You off ya crux fool,
You couldn't balance collaborations
With verses adjacent to beats by Mux Mool.
Success ooze from the sweat glands,
Rules for the next don't apply to P.O.S. man.
I'm livin' beyond the lines you sketch man,
I'm livin' between the lines of text, man,
Illegible hand, script.
Up here, hi, learn how to elevate,
Innovator laser-tongue, 
Assimilate to absolutly nothin, get it straight, 
I am a laser-guided hurricane,
Megaman's hand hot absolutely busting.

Ah, east coast west coast,
Mid-west down south world wide.
South-side north-side,
Where the fuck you at?
Doomtree
Stophouse

Critical digital,
Launch pad with the padlock, 
Hazmat launch code numerals.

Stop or it's your funeral,
Watch a couple of bosses rock your cubicle,
Watch how me and Prof spit chapters backwards.

I am an anthrax rapper,
I got a code that I suppose as so does Moses
That I live by and I master.

Yeah rap blaster stone-cold disaster
Cans filled with bass get cracked leave em plastered, damn.

I keep it cheap bitch,
I'm on another level.
Iron man launch punk, I keep it heavy metal.

I keep the belly settled, better full,
Hungry wolf tearing through whatever,
No piggy, just ripping never bull.

I let the Chevy pedal hit the floor, I never settle,
Burn the fuckin road up, I am on every channel.

I let the 9-5 honda civic slide right by,
Middle finger sky high spittin c-c-cyanide.

Rocketman (remix) feat. Yelawolf

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Up up and away, take me away, light speed on the game.
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.
Up up and away, take me away, light speed on the game.
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.

R-O-C-K-E-T  up,
L-A-M-E-S down.
Got cheap beer in a paper cup, 
Alabama homegrown by the pound.
How does that sound?
With a small town down south coming up running up to the club with Rocketman.
Got a white wall or two then I run up on you with a glock in hand.
Hold that can really high by a shot of this Jim Beam.
Drinking motherfucker's engine, when I spit it all the hot girls go ring ring.
Close to my roots like ginseng, 
Dixie mafia.
Droppin this rock on top of ya.
I got a mean team
I got a fit-to-back clear room time for the prime that'll have you seeing stars,
I got people with Chevrolets that are friends of mind that'll have you seeing cars.
Riding by, flying by, rocketships that are sitting high,
Put a city boy on top of the world with a big block bumper and pecan pie.
Get it twice, get it thrice, get it three times my nuts.
Gettin by with about three or five bucks.
Spin it off a little with another blind trust
Spin it off the gutter and I don't give a fuck
So tell my folks that I'm on the way,
I just broke through the ozone with my Blueblocker shades.
Yelawolf
Up up and away, take me away, light speed on the game.
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.
Up up and away, take me away, light speed on the game.
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.

I am the Rocketman they talk about.
I jump from star to star I walk it out.
Thinkin of a better ticket is another world to visit is it fitted in my mind rightly, tightly.
Could it really be another planet would it matter pitter patter could I really stay there daily, nightly?
Ooh, yes I will
Ooh man I swear to God
Don't need permission
I'm just wishin' for a little nod
I work for NASA
I just need a little money
I get my training right
Y'all won't even see me comin'.
I got a spaceship in my backyard I been working on.
I need an alternator, then peace to the haters, man, I'll take off
It's a free world out there, ain't it
I let my mind loose, then go chase it
A little lime juice, time to face it
I'm so close that I can taste it.
Got a flashlight, got the wolves by.
Got  the Yelawolf and we'll look for the bullseye.
E.T. phone home with the chrome when I'm in my zone, Holmes, Bet a whole lotta good die.
So turn your lights off, I'm best up in the nighttime.
Every time I see the moon I'm looking at the bright side.
Up up and away, take me away, light speed on the game.
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.
Up up and away, take me away, light speed on the game.
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.

Up up and away
To know where I come from is to
It's all the same, man
To know where I come from is to
It's all the same, man
To know where I come from is to
It's all the same, man
To know where I come from is to
I am the Rainman.

Let's go, let's go - Let's break the ceiling
Y'all lame - Let's break the ceiling
Let's go, let's go - Let's break the ceiling
Let's break the ceiling.

I know that you pricks can't see me, I live in the stars.
This is why you fucks can't be me, I was born on Mars.

Zoo (lyrics)

The sort-of music video
Download
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If you can't walk straight, look 'em in their face, tell a motherfucker.
If they hate your crew, 'cause you all act like you're from a zoo.
Run around town and we never turn down, hey we don't follow rules. (Yo)
I just really can't seem to get enough, 'nuff, 'nuff.  (Fuck with me, Aye)

Last night drink a waterfall, if you take a plane you can check the Tylenol.
Mile high with the pilot fall, got the G4 all coated in Armor All.
And I'm smoking like you thought I was a ventilator,
Hello hater, got a generator to my elevator.
Steer clear, 'cause in a couple seconds I'll be swimmin' in beer,
Get some women in here.
Order up another round and get me a mirror.
And a pocket pussy, am I fuckin' making it clear?
Here, here, I'm man of the year, lookin' at my pants like it's a banana in here.
Butt up, looking for some cut up, mean 'n easy best believe all hung up.
Listen,
Listen, yeah, shut up.

I don't give a fuck (so what)
I might be drunk (so what)
Can't get enough (so what)
Aaaawwwww
I don't give a fuck (so what)
I might be drunk (so what)
You can lick my nuts (my nuts)
Aaaawwwww

Itty bitty titty committee is fine, as long as your itty bitty titty got a behind.
Swerving, I think I need a lane or two, run a train or two, man I stay in the mood.
Drinkin' whiskey, what I came to do, so famous I came with the kangaroo.
In bathing suit, and I get on that Cialis, I ain't leaving this party until my dick is calloused.
I can't help it that I'm cocky, Macklemore told me that I'm a cold-ass honky.
Got balls like Bocce, time so hockey, play it as a hobby.
Pass my part as an astronaut, with a massive cock,
Spending all my time in your dad's garage just jackin' off,
To all your thrown away pictures of Asher Roth.
What?  That's a boy?  With them pretty golden locks, are you sure?
I dont' really care, man, I'll take about four.
Drop it to the ground you can take it down lower.
Pretty women that I can't ignore.
I breath for three or four.
I just really can't seem to get enough, 'nuff, 'nuff.
So what?

If you can't walk straight, look 'em in their face, tell a motherfucker. (So what)
If they hate your crew, 'cause you all act like you're from a zoo. (So what)
Run around town and we never turn down, hey we don't follow rules. (Yo)
I just really can't seem to get enough, 'nuff, 'nuff.  (So what)

I don't give a fuck (so what)
I might be drunk (so what)
Can't get enough (so what)
Aaaahhhh
I don't give a fuck (so what)
I might be drunk (so what)
You can lick my nuts (my nuts)
Aaaahhhh

Come on, come on, let's get it in, bitch can I kick it? (yes you can)
Come on, come on, let's get it in, bitch can I kick it? (yes you can)
Come on, come on, let's get it in, bitch can I kick it? (yes you can)
Come on, come on, let's get it in, bitch can I kick it? (yes you can)

Yeah.

Hey, you can trust in me, you can trust in me, I will never let you down.
Have I ever let you down?
I'm probably the most trustworthy MC int he game right now.
Remember that.
I got your back, player.

Thursday, August 08, 2013

Prof Outdoors

Prof is doing an outdoor show with a bunch of other acts, September 7th:




  More info here.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Prof will be at Rock the Bells 2013

Rock the Bells this year has a pretty amazing lineup:



September 7-8 in San Bernardino, CA.
September 14-15 in Mountain View, CA.
September 28-29 in Washington DC.
October 4-5 in Rutherford, NJ.

If you live anywhere near these places then you need to get on these tickets as soon as they're available starting May 16.  Prof is on the Saturday lineup for each location.

Added August 8th: A new track just for this

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Baby Jacob Part II - Jake Drew feat. Prof

I just found this song today:


Prof's verse starts at 1:35.

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

New Prof Verses on Get Cryphy Mix

There's a new Get Cryphy mix out and Prof has 2 new verses on it.  Prof's verses start at 26:30 and 27:25.




Sunday, December 23, 2012

Interview by The Radical Surprise

The Radical Surprise put a few questions to Prof to answer:
What do you believe to be your greatest accomplishment thus far?
Supporting myself as an adult through rap music.
Major props to Prof for that.  It's a huge step.  Read the whole thing.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Prof - Moron (video)



The velvet tracksuit, the fanny pack... Prof is goofy, no doubt about it.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Slug Interviews Prof About Life, the Universe and Everything

There will be eight parts, one for each song on KVP3.

Part 1: Me Boi





Part 2: Get Some






Part 3: New Kid






Part 4: Roughneck




Part 5: Swimming (feat. Slug)




Part 6: Sex Ed (and Interlude)




Part 7: Borrowed Time



Part 8: Moron

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Utah (lyrics)

Full song
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[Hello there Mr. Rockstar.]

Shit.
Man I heard, uh,
You can marry two bitches, in Utah,
Salt Lake City or some shit.
What the fuck am I doing here, y'know what I mean?

Gimme gimme gimme gimme more,
Turn on my TV please,
I want titties galore.
An anorexic is born every day.
It's easy to find cocaine,
What more can I say?

It's easy to lose your way if you play,
Yeah.

She want a big dick man with a six pack
Smell like minnows in the crib,
Where the fish at?
Bitches all over where the Cris at?
Tic-tac-toe in a row,
I could hit that.
I want shit instantly,
Like a microwave dinner right in front of me.
Let's contribute to the hooplah,
Pack up a futon, make our way to Utah.

Sex and drugs,
We all live in America.
It's easy to lose your way if you play.
Yeah.

And so I walk in the party with my B-boy stance,
Don't compare me to the other dude,
He don't dance.
There's enough drink for everybody,
Pee those pants.
I am someone near the top as far as ego stands.
You can leave those pants,
They ain't coming in with me,
That's illegal man.
You can bet I'm a crook, [crook]
In 'n out with your love before you can even look.
Girl this is the USA,
Freedom to eat, fuck, get fat and get paid.
Put your life savings in a bottle of Cris.
Bet that bitch pop,
Throw it on some tits.
If you can't beat 'em join 'em,
Man that's true,
And you wonder what I think that we all should do.
Hmm.
Let's contribute to the hooplah,
Pack up a futon, make our way to Utah.

Sex and drugs,
We all live in America.
It's easy to lose your way if you play.
Yeah.

Eh, eh girl,
You look good to me,
Come and show me your world.
What?
Let me ask a couple questions,
Sex, drugs, alcohol, learn a couple lessons.
'Cause, I'm involved with that daily,
I give you that insight,
You don't have to pay me.
I learn you something real good girl,
I'll open my door,
Let's go dancin'.

Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah. [Hey]
 Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka. [Go girl]
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah. [Hey]
 Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka. [Go girl]
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah. [Hey]
 Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka. [Go girl]

Sex and drugs,
We all live in America.
It's easy to loss your way if you play.
Yeah.

I wanna see you dance, see you dance.
See you shake that ass, oh yeah.
I wanna see that now.
I wanna see that now.
I wanna see you dance, see you dance.
See you shake that ass, oh yeah.
I wanna see that now.
I wanna see that now.

Yeah.
Kaiser Von Powderhorn 2.
I hope you enjoyed yourself.
Just wanted to end on this song.
Let you know that, Utah is the state that exemplifies American tradition.
Make yourself up a religion.
Marry as many bitches as you want.
You'll never have to do dishes again.
Carry your guns, drink your booze, fuck unprotected.
Have a couple abortions.
Smoke your fuckin' cigarettes.
They can't tell you shit.
This is America.
Never forget that.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Rules (lyrics)

Full song
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Oh yeah.
So basically, you know, I don't want you telling me shit.
I'm not trying to hear anything you got to say.
Tomorrow ain't promised to anybody,
So I ain't hearin' you today.

Rules don't apply to me,
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.
Rules don't apply to me,
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.

Check it out.
I'm thinking about putting it in your mouth.
I'm thinking about taking you to my house,
And I'm thinking about messing around on my couch.
I'm thinking about all the things we could do with,
Hold up,
I seen another girl that was fly like you,
I'm thinking about handing out rides for two.
If you down I'm cool.
And if you 'round that's cool.
And if you hold her down that's better.
'Cause I've seen a lot of doll-faced women,
And I'm still screamin' "Independent women forever"
[Forever-ever, forever-ever]
I will love you until the end of time,
As long as you ain't afraid to take charge,
To step up and give a piece of your mind.

Rules don't apply to me,
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.
Rules don't apply to me,
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.

Fuck around and get followed,
I seen you coming out of that McDonalds,
I seen your fat mom shop at Marshall's,
For the past three Sundays lookin' gnarly.
I'm patient, what more can I say?
I know you take your garbage out every single Wednesday.
Yeah, bits, don't get ram, up, on.
I leave ya in the alley with your nuts gone.
And I'll be probably be leaving with some puff song.
But I'll be dancing like I got myself a touchdown.
Prof got twinkle toes.
Blowing kisses, throwing mistletoe.
Too much seconds and I'll hit the floor.
Buckin' out, throwing 'bows, I'm invincible.
I got into a fight last night,
And I'm quite sure that it was a dyke last night.
Yep.

Rules don't apply to me,
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.
Rules don't apply to me,
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.

Call up the chickens, all the gampos.
Where the strippers at, dubs and the hundos?
Assholes throw bows in the front rows.
No bodybuilders, but real gun shows.
Southside, where they jump folk,
Put it in the air, bud smoke.
Yeah, rules don't apply to me,
A good dude, but I don't even try to be,
'Cause I'm a bad mutherfuck ask if you could rap,
With an asshole such as a mac like myself.
Mr officer, I am a monster,
Involved with illegal things at my concert.
I am considered and immature little kidder,
Then you figured I'm a shit, then you realize I'm a shitter.
I'll make your women scream,
Make the dudes fight.
We gon' do this all night.

Rules don't apply to me, [No they don't now]
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.
Rules don't apply to me, [Apply to me]
I don't need to see tomorrow, [No I don't now]
Tomorrow. [No I don't now]

Break it down now.
Go girl, go girl, go girl.
Break it down now, go girl.
How you do that there,
How you do that there,
How you do that there,
How you do that there.

Yeah, buddy.

Stepping Out (lyrics)

Full song
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Wooh,
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen.

Gonna have a good time tonight, yeah.
KVP
Little bit of cass on me, so we go,
We gon' have fun tonight.
Leave that drama right at home.
We gon' make that sacrifice.
I don't need those two left feet,
You know it ain't that hard to dance.
Leave that drink right on that table,
Come here and shake that ass.

Ooh, whoop dee woo.
You right here, girl,
Now I'm touching you.
Oh lord, I'm filled with joy.
Yeah, oh yeah.

Junction, baby.
That's fine.
Do you believe that? [yeah]
Do you see that, girl? [yeah]
Do you believe that? [yeah]
Do you see that, girl? [yeah]

I believe that, I can see that,
I believe that, girl.
I can see that, I believe that,
I can see that, girl.

Wanna chance to talk to her,
Better have that money right.
Better wash up, better look clean,
Better treat that lady right.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Junction, baby.
Let's ride.
Junction baby.
Let's ride.

You looking good, looking nice, yeah.
Let me put my drink down and I'll be right back.
You be looking at me kinda like ya like that.
I be looking at you kinda like I'll wife that.
Hey, girl, just shut your mouth.
I got myself a,
I got the,
I gotta,
I gotta,
I got the,
Yeah, we can go to,
Uh-huh, we can board a,

I wanna wake up with you.
I wanna wake up with you.
I wanna wake up with you.
I wanna wake up with you.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Moron (lyrics)

Beat by Lazerbeak
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Ooh,
What the hell are you doing.
Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.
Ooh,
What the hell are you doing.
Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.
Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,
Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,
Go, go, go, go.

You a freak already,
Fuck a seat, you go freak on steady,
Best believe I got ta heat up,
Heavy keep on and on and leave all the problems with your momma
We gon' keep on steppin'.
Abera-cadabera I'm an animal,
Why is everybody gotta dance on my canical?
I'm in the heart of the beast.
This is May day baby, powderhorn's elite.

Listen  [Hush hush, now]
You better use that. [Use that]
You're momma made that. [Made that]
You better use that. [Use that]
You're momma made that. [Ever getcha that, baby]
You better use that. [Use that]
You're momma made that [Ever getcha that, baby]
Make it work, work, work.

Ooh,
What the hell are you doing. [Freak out]
Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.
Ooh,
What the hell are you doing. [Freak out]
Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.
Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,
Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,
Go, go, go, go.

Ten minutes later and I'm dancin' like an orphan,
I wanna make sure I get my portion.
I get no pay while I'm workin'.
Shake it like a moron, girl, that's perfect.

So put your right leg in, [Leg in]
And throw your right leg out, [Leg out]
So put your right leg in. [Leg in]
Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]
So put your whole ass in, [Ass in]
And throw that whole ass out, [Ass out]
Put your whole ass in. [Ass in]
Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]

Listen,  [Hush hush, now]
You better use that. [Use that]
You're momma made that. [Made that]
You better use that. [Use that]
You're momma made that. [Ever getcha that, baby]
You better use that. [Use that] 
You're momma made that [Ever getcha that, baby]
Make it work, work, work.

All of us, put 'em up.
Carmela, Julia, Benjamin, Jacqueline, Rafael [Go, go, go]
All of us, put 'em up.
Amberly, Angela, Timothy, Theodore, Pamela [Go, go, go]
Hey.

So put your right leg in, [Leg in]
And throw your right leg out, [Leg out]
So put your right leg in. [Leg in]
Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]
So put your whole ass in, [Ass in]
And throw that whole ass out, [Ass out]
Put your whole ass in. [Ass in]
Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]

Good job.