tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-177456202024-02-19T02:30:39.679-07:00Prof Lyrics<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDIx1wWe2Z0">Listen to Zoo while watching Prof get arrested</a>MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.comBlogger103125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-39231886994595303032015-10-16T15:46:00.001-06:002015-10-16T15:46:14.268-06:00Prof - Liability (lyrics)I'm not going to put the lyrics up at least for a month. The lyrics are included if you purchase the album, whether physical or digital you'll get all the lyrics. BUY THE ALBUM! It's gold. It's worth twice the price.<br />
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<a href="https://itunes.apple.com/album/liability/id1019858311">iTunes</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B011QP7SHA">Amazon</a><br />
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<a href="http://fifthelementonline.com/products/prof-liability">Fifth Element</a><br />
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<a href="https://play.google.com/store/music/album?id=B4nk2qx3gmkpufqf5tdsrxqz4bu">Google Play</a><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i>Buy it. Now.</i></b></span>MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-34486790751091171332015-08-26T16:43:00.002-06:002015-08-26T16:51:52.758-06:00Prof - Bar Breaker (lyrics)<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoMQBeaDNlc">Music video</a><br />
<a href="https://itunes.apple.com/album/liability/id1019858311">iTunes</a><br />
<a href="http://fifthelementonline.com/collections/prof-liability-pre-order">Album</a><br />
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(question marks beside the lines I'm not sure about)<br />
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Oh bless your heart, bless your heart<br />
Wooo! Hey<br />
Ok all reloaded! Yeah<br />
Some heads talking about me like,<br />
"That dude ain't a true rapper though, he ain't hip hop,<br />
He ain't got those baaaaaarrrrrrrrssss, bars, y'oh what I'm talkin' about."<br />
Hey, whata, what, what does that make me, what am I really though?<br />
Y'know what I mean, uh<br />
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They call me the bar breaker.<br />
You should kick me out the club,<br />
I'm a big bad wolf, I'm a Jameson thug.<br />
I wave Hi while I'm cave diving day high,<br />
Coated in KY we'll orgy on the hay ride.<br />
I hustle like an Ethiopian custodian,<br />
Quick grab the trophies, you can leave behind the opium.<br />
Executive american all the way from a derelict<br />
Drinking at the Sheraton, daring chicks into marriages.<br />
Oh yeah, marry me baby,<br />
Half hour later you can carry me baby<br />
I'm skinny dipping, swimmin' with young Dominican women,<br />
Last time I wasn't pimpin' it's been a minute (hey)<br />
No need to pay me to, I'm drinking in some daisy dukes,<br />
80 proof, get retarded like a baby do.<br />
I'm so good at rap that it's not even fair,<br />
You know my shit bangs, I ain't talking about hair.<br />
Come on.<br />
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Hey, hey, hey<br />
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3 smoking hot chicks in a couple of beds,<br />
Call me the mailman how I come every day.<br />
You ain't feeling my shit it's completely understandable,<br />
I'm beyond rap, homey I'm speakin' animal.<br />
Think about leaving they callin' me bro,<br />
Finish a bottle and I'm good to go,<br />
No you're all laymen I'm not even bold <i>(?)</i><br />
So untouchable I'm in the zone.<br />
Fall back,<br />
De be deep de be deep, what'cha call that, <i>(?)</i><br />
Hit the dick better lick to the ball sack,<br />
Bring a tit to the kid I'm on that,<br />
Oh rye oooh ken! (shoryuken?)<br />
They all on my new shit, thugs and the students,<br />
Girl I'm a cowboy, baby I'm a nuisance.<br />
I'm a problem, tell me that you love me,<br />
You could be a model it don't matter if you chubby.<br />
Tickle tickle,<br />
I'm always in the middle,<br />
Give me trouble, big girls they make me feel so little<br />
Take your clothes off, we're streaking in my kitchen,<br />
Hunting, fishing, fucking, kissing.<br />
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Hey, hey, hey, hey<br />
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I buck wild, I never have it together<br />
Have you noticed I leave every show on a stretcher?<br />
Prof in a amberlan, boys went to the hotel <i>(?)</i><br />
these hoes smell I hope the blow job goes well.<br />
whiskey in my IV, boner in my boxers,<br />
I'm always with some Rosario Dawson imposters.<br />
Head like a dildo, back is made of rubber,<br />
I'm like the energizer bunny, I'm a tough mother (hey)<br />
Tomorrow it's my birthday I'll sign up for karate,<br />
And I'll kidnap the sensei and get the black belt probably.<br />
I know you seen me win the beef with John Stamos,<br />
a hundred years from now that show will still be on cable.<br />
What kind of man is this high on medical cannibis,<br />
Startin' riots on campuses, no one should be a fan of this,<br />
Listen closely I'm not gonna shout,<br />
I've tried being humble it's just not working out.MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-81232846621040049602015-07-31T12:21:00.002-06:002015-08-26T16:44:53.598-06:00Ghost feat. Tech N9ne<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpI6A_UwFOc">Music video</a><br />
<a href="https://itunes.apple.com/album/liability/id1019858311">iTunes</a><br />
<a href="http://fifthelementonline.com/collections/prof-liability-pre-order">Album</a><br />
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What am I to do when all I really see is garbage?<br />
They all narcissistic and harmless<br />
Delusionally carsick<br />
What I'm talking 'bout is all these rappers on the market<br />
Claiming they got skill I beg your motherfuckin' pardon?<br />
Make me wanna barge in some apartment and start arson<br />
(Awesome)<br />
Put a rapper body in a garden<br />
Am I a Martian, we on the same planet?<br />
I don't see anybody fuckin' with me god dammit<br />
Prof -- I been hot since Michael J. Fox could talk<br />
I'm a genius and use my cock a lot<br />
The last one who's underrated who yet hasn't made it anyway, mazel tov<br />
I'm better than a midday fuck<br />
Name a rapper man I think they suck<br />
I'm gonna buy an old big grey truck<br />
Watch, I'll drive around the country with my fists taped up, yup!<br />
Ya'll a puddle of piss<br />
Love it or not, at least I give a hundred percent<br />
Is it 'cuz I ain't covered in tattoos?<br />
Well sit back cupcake I got bad news<br />
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You can't look me in the face!<br />
Tell me you're satisified!<br />
Look me in the face!<br />
Are you satisfied?<br />
You can't look me in the face!<br />
Tell me you're satisfied!<br />
You can't look me in the face!<br />
Are you satisfied?<br />
<br />
When I listen to the radio it be like Comedy Central<br />
I wanna be gentle, but I gotta come and drop the bomb on these simples<br />
Who honestly sent you the vomit, they promised on it<br />
But it really gets sonically mental<br />
Imma be into placin' a big cannon at thee temple<br />
Bang on 'em a lot of em never was hot to me<br />
Shockingly popped awesomely profits be<br />
Toppin' the charts, even got a Hot Topic Tee<br />
Watch the G, *Pop* *Pop* Give a colostomy (Damn)<br />
I can't kill 'em when they wack<br />
But forreal the N9na's skill can kill 'em in a rap<br />
The feelin' is through the ceilin' when I'm wheelin' through the trap<br />
Dealin' music a million Tech the villian will adapt<br />
But alot of these motherfuckers are crap, crap<br />
I think we should put together an app for the rappers<br />
That don't have a rhythm bone in they' ass, a disaster<br />
But'll teach em to never thinkin' they' swagger's Alaska<br />
When they bizzuti, wanna give 'em this uzi<br />
Mi scusi, did you say the way I'm speakin' is bougie?<br />
That's where you lose me, how pathetic can you be?<br />
When sayin' these fools be better than me that's a doozy!<br />
Rap, everybody wanna try it<br />
But the Tecca Nina flow you can't deny it<br />
Laughin' at a lotta rappers I can't hide it<br />
But it ain't they' fault, it's the motherfuckers that buy it<br />
<br />
You can't look me in the face!<br />
Tell me you're satisified!<br />
Look me in the face!<br />
Are you satisfied?<br />
You can't look me in the face!<br />
Tell me you're satisfied!<br />
You can't look me in the face!<br />
Are you satisfied?<br />
<br />
I've been so close<br />
Come to think about it I'm a ghost<br />
Some people believe in bibles<br />
Some believe in somethin' that their eyes don't know<br />
So I'm about to tell you how the cycle go:<br />
(Okay!)<br />
I've been swimming uphill for a decade plus<br />
By the time I'm done I'll be one of the best they was<br />
It's like the country walkin' over a billion barrels of oil<br />
Find out Prof is a ghost that lives<br />
With a neck like that and a rope like this<br />
Flow like bricks<br />
So underrated that I held my dick 'til I broke my fist<br />
And these days, rappers'll show up and spit on a track<br />
Make me wanna throw up and shit on a track<br />
Put a lid on that<br />
Roll it up into a blunt, take a hit on that<br />
I'm so gifted it's like Santa's here<br />
I roll deep even got my grandma here<br />
So fly, oh my I need landing gear<br />
So bright, ya'll might, get your tanning here<br />
Gimme your can of beer<br />
You can tell a bandit near<br />
I'll come around in circles blacker than a panda's ear<br />
You follow Captain Planeteer<br />
I shine like a chandelier<br />
The only motherfuckin' man in hereMattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-41645386066663553102015-07-31T12:12:00.000-06:002015-07-31T12:12:02.871-06:00Prof - Ghost (video)First song from the upcoming album (in October I think?):<br />
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I like it, serious with goofy elements. Very much a Prof song.MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-69454827925773599842014-05-28T12:51:00.001-06:002015-08-26T16:52:43.981-06:00Prof on Sway in the Morning at Soundset<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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Lyrics:<br />
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They call me the bar breaker<br />
You should kick me out the club<br />
I'm a big bad wolf, I'm a Jameson thug<br />
I'm wave 'Hi' while I'm cave diving day high<br />
Coated in K Y we'll orgy on the hay ride<br />
I hustle like you need the opiate custodian<br />
Quick grab the trophies you can leave behind the opium<br />
Executive American all the way from a derelict<br />
Drinking at the Sheridan<br />
Daring chicks into marriages<br />
Oh yeah, marry me baby<br />
Half hour later you can carry me baby<br />
I'm skinny dipping<br />
Swimming with young Dominican women<br />
Last time I wasn't pimping it's been a minute<br />
No need to pay me too<br />
I'm drinking in the these daisy dukes<br />
80 proof, get retarded like a baby do<br />
I'm soaking in rap you it's not even fair<br />
You know my shit bangs I ain't talking 'bout hair<br />
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<a href="http://beastlyluck.blogspot.com/2015/08/prof-bar-breaker-lyrics.html">Full lyrics to Bar Breaker</a>MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-7385350032211800572014-03-02T22:31:00.001-07:002014-03-02T22:31:51.290-07:00Audiotree LiveSomehow I missed this video from 10 months ago. Prof did a half hour live session with Audiotree Live in Chicago. <br />
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Song list:<br />
1. Karma<br />
2. Fire<br />
3. The Season<br />
4. Terminator<br />
5. Myself<br />
6. Yeah BuddyMattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-14479482523990145622013-12-20T11:14:00.003-07:002014-05-11T12:19:34.643-06:00The Reply (lyrics)<a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-reply-single/id748010271">Download</a> (iTunes; now that he's with Rhymesayers no more free downloads)<br />
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But you can stream it <a href="https://soundcloud.com/rhymesayers/prof-the-reply">here </a>and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mC_boyO8JI">here</a>.</div>
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(Some of these lines are impossible to understand. I listened to them dozens of times and am still unsure. Marked with (?). )</div>
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Pure rap shit.</div>
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Let's do this.</div>
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No dubs, one take.</div>
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Let's go.</div>
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To which I reply:</div>
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Ain't no way in hell that you can muscle me homie,<br />
Only if you will try to fuck with me now they mushing baloney.<br />
Ain't no ho can get between a horse and his dick.</div>
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First second third fourth 'n the fifth,<br />
Of course I'm the shit.<br />
I've had so many women,</div>
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I start to think I'm assisted living.</div>
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I thought of Santa Clause for all the gifts my dick's been givin'.</div>
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All them chicks been kickin' with 'em. (?)</div>
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All it is is pimpin-ism. (?)<br />
Listen, women, Kaiser Von Powderhorn is up in your kitchen!<br />
And these haters start to trippin'.</div>
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I'm gettin' more money than a motherfuckin christian.</div>
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True, young prof is a baller.</div>
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You can call the hater line I'll pick the first caller.<br />
Some so many rappers, (?)</div>
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I'm a sure father.</div>
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Been with your baby mama motherfucker, cue daughter.</div>
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Don't make me bring her toys out,<br />
Motherfuckers know I get intense like boy scouts.</div>
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I'm the greatest.</div>
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Don't front, I'm the greatest.</div>
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Bitch please, I'm the greatest.</div>
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Fuck you, I'm the greatest.</div>
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Suck my dick, I'm the greatest.</div>
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Bitch please, I'm the greatest.</div>
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Fuck you, I'm the greatest.</div>
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Don't front, I'm the greatest.</div>
</div>
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<br /></div>
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I'm fuckin' Lyndsey Lohan, broham</div>
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A player got her open,<br />
A trip to Vegas, for a little eloping.</div>
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I'm Biance's fiance, I'm picante.</div>
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You lookin for a double date, Kanye?</div>
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Fuck it, there's a mermaid in my bathtub,</div>
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The motherfucker's only there to give backrubs.</div>
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How much an ostrich cost bitch?<br />
Put it in a mosh pit,<br />
At my show and jump in like, "Watch this!"</div>
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Bitch please, got whiskey out the faucet,</div>
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Little girls 'll hold my hair in case I get nauseous.</div>
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Deal, mother fucker that's a bonus.</div>
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Cut my girls hair so I can think I'm fucking Jonas.</div>
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Oh brother, I don't slow brother.<br />
Everybody knows I'm a cold mo-fucker.</div>
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I'm thinkin' this is the end,<br />
Like OMG, I've outdone myself again.</div>
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I'm the greatest.</div>
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Don't front, I'm the greatest.</div>
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Bitch please, I'm the greatest.</div>
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Fuck you, I'm the greatest.</div>
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Suck my dick, I'm the greatest.</div>
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Bitch please, I'm the greatest.</div>
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Fuck you I'm the greatest.</div>
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Don't front I'm the greatest.</div>
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MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-86236355199399446332013-09-03T22:05:00.001-06:002013-09-03T22:06:15.260-06:00Broadcasting ft. P.O.S. (lyrics)<div>
<a href="http://stophouse.bandcamp.com/track/broadcasting-feat-pos">Full song</a></div>
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Broadcasting</div>
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Broadcasting</div>
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Papa ---- Papa<br />
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Romeo - Oscar<br />
Oscar -- Sierra<br />
Foxtrot<br />
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Papa ---- Papa<br />
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Romeo - Oscar<br />
Oscar -- Sierra<br />
Foxtrot</div>
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Papa ---- Papa<br />
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Romeo - Oscar<br />
Oscar -- Sierra<br />
Foxtrot</div>
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I am bigger than you've ever seen,<br />
I am better than you've ever heard,<br />
I could reinvent with every word.<br />
Larger than life don't even make sense,<br />
I am so far ahead I'm backwards, I am in past tense.<br />
I am on overload, overdose,<br />
I am on cruise control,<br />
I could write an album under comatose.<br />
I am unconscious yet so focused,<br />
I'm ultimate high, I'll ride till I'm hopeless.<br />
I know what I started and I don't plan on finishin'<br />
Givin' in is the difference from wishin' it an livin' it.<br />
So posers step off me,<br />
I'll get ya paid off, cock metal, what it cost me.<br />
I don't even hafta fight,<br />
I'll let people I don't know whoop yo ass all night.<br />
Turn on the radio, I got something to say -<br />
Broadcasting a punch in the face.<br />
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Ah, east coast west coast,<br />
Mid-west down south world wide.<br />
South-side north-side,<br />
Where the fuck you at?<br />
Doomtree<br />
Stophouse<br />
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I am bigger than you've ever seen,<br />
I am louder than you've ever heard,<br />
Letterhead be clever with the word.<br />
Clever up the beef, eat,</div>
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Never sweat a nerd,<br />
Haters are like birds, yeah,<br />
Tweet tweetin' from the cheap seats.<br />
Shit-shittin' on concrete, criterion raps,<br />
Stimulus pack large, now pay it back.<br />
You off ya crux fool,</div>
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You couldn't balance collaborations<br />
With verses adjacent to beats by Mux Mool.<br />
Success ooze from the sweat glands,<br />
Rules for the next don't apply to P.O.S. man.<br />
I'm livin' beyond the lines you sketch man,</div>
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I'm livin' between the lines of text, man,<br />
Illegible hand, script.<br />
Up here, hi, learn how to elevate,<br />
Innovator laser-tongue, </div>
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Assimilate to absolutly nothin, get it straight, </div>
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I am a laser-guided hurricane,<br />
Megaman's hand hot absolutely busting.<br />
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Ah, east coast west coast,<br />
Mid-west down south world wide.<br />
South-side north-side,<br />
Where the fuck you at?<br />
Doomtree<br />
Stophouse<br />
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Critical digital,<br />
Launch pad with the padlock, </div>
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Hazmat launch code numerals.<br />
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Stop or it's your funeral,</div>
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Watch a couple of bosses rock your cubicle,<br />
Watch how me and Prof spit chapters backwards.<br />
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I am an anthrax rapper,</div>
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I got a code that I suppose as so does Moses</div>
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That I live by and I master.</div>
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Yeah rap blaster stone-cold disaster<br />
Cans filled with bass get cracked leave em plastered, damn.<br />
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I keep it cheap bitch,</div>
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I'm on another level.<br />
Iron man launch punk, I keep it heavy metal.<br />
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I keep the belly settled, better full,<br />
Hungry wolf tearing through whatever,</div>
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No piggy, just ripping never bull.<br />
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I let the Chevy pedal hit the floor, I never settle,<br />
Burn the fuckin road up, I am on every channel.<br />
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I let the 9-5 honda civic slide right by,<br />
Middle finger sky high spittin c-c-cyanide.</div>
MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-91053268554566462902013-09-03T19:47:00.001-06:002013-09-03T19:47:41.603-06:00Rocketman (remix) feat. Yelawolf<div>
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><a href="http://stophouse.bandcamp.com/track/rocketman-feat-yelawolf">Full song</a></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Up up and away, take me away, l</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">ight speed on the game.</span></div>
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.</span><div>
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Up up and away, take me away, l</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">ight speed on the game.</span></div>
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.<br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />R-O-C-K-E-T up,</span><div>
<span style="font-family: inherit;">L-A-M-E-S down.<br />Got cheap beer in a paper cup, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Alabama homegrown by the pound.<br />How does that sound?<br />With a small town down south coming up running up to the club with Rocketman.<br />Got a white wall or two then I run up on you with a glock in hand.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Hold that can really high by a shot of this Jim Beam.<br />Drinking motherfucker's engine, when I spit it all the hot girls go ring ring.<br />Close to my roots like ginseng, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Dixie mafia.<br />Droppin this rock on top of ya.<br />I got a mean team<br />I got a fit-to-back clear room time for the prime that'll have you seeing stars,<br />I got people with Chevrolets that are friends of mind that'll have you seeing cars.<br />Riding by, flying by, rocketships that are sitting high,<br />Put a city boy on top of the world with a big block bumper and pecan pie.<br />Get it twice, get it thrice, get it three times my nuts.<br />Gettin by with about three or five bucks.<br />Spin it off a little with another blind trust<br />Spin it off the gutter and I don't give a fuck<br />So tell my folks that I'm on the way,<br />I just broke through the ozone with my Blueblocker shades.<br />Yelawolf<br /></span><div>
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Up up and away, take me away, l</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">ight speed on the game.</span></div>
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.<div>
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Up up and away, take me away, l</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">ight speed on the game.</span></div>
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.<br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />I am the Rocketman they talk about.<br />I jump from star to star I walk it out.<br />Thinkin of a better ticket is another world to visit is it fitted in my mind rightly, tightly.<br />Could it really be another planet would it matter pitter patter could I really stay there daily, nightly?<br />Ooh, yes I will<br />Ooh man I swear to God<br />Don't need permission<br />I'm just wishin' for a little nod<br />I work for NASA<br />I just need a little money<br />I get my training right<br />Y'all won't even see me comin'.<br />I got a spaceship in my backyard I been working on.<br />I need an alternator, then peace to the haters, man, I'll take off<br />It's a free world out there, ain't it<br />I let my mind loose, then go chase it<br />A little lime juice, time to face it<br />I'm so close that I can taste it.<br />Got a flashlight, got the wolves by.<br />Got the Yelawolf and we'll look for the bullseye.<br />E.T. phone home with the chrome when I'm in my zone, Holmes, Bet a whole lotta good die.<br />So turn your lights off, I'm best up in the nighttime.<br />Every time I see the moon I'm looking at the bright side.<br /></span><div>
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Up up and away, take me away, l</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">ight speed on the game.</span></div>
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.<div>
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Up up and away, take me away, l</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">ight speed on the game.</span></div>
To know where I come from is to know that it's all the same.<br />
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</span>Up up and away<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />To know where I come from is to</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">It's all the same, man</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />To know where I come from is to<br />It's all the same, man<br />To know where I come from is to<br />It's all the same, man<br />To know where I come from is to<br />I am the Rainman.<br /><br />Let's go, let's go - Let's break the ceiling<br />Y'all lame - Let's break the ceiling<br />Let's go, let's go - Let's break the ceiling<br />Let's break the ceiling.<br /><br />I know that you pricks can't see me, I live in the stars.<br />This is why you fucks can't be me, I was born on Mars.</span></div>
MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-87645678955668183062013-09-03T19:08:00.001-06:002013-09-08T14:08:08.378-06:00Zoo (lyrics)<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDIx1wWe2Z0">The sort-of music video</a><br />
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If you can't walk straight, look 'em in their face, tell a motherfucker.<br />
If they hate your crew, 'cause you all act like you're from a zoo.<br />
Run around town and we never turn down, hey we don't follow rules. (Yo)<br />
I just really can't seem to get enough, 'nuff, 'nuff. (Fuck with me, Aye)<br />
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Last night drink a waterfall, if you take a plane you can check the Tylenol.<br />
Mile high with the pilot fall, got the G4 all coated in Armor All.<br />
And I'm smoking like you thought I was a ventilator,<br />
Hello hater, got a generator to my elevator.<br />
Steer clear, 'cause in a couple seconds I'll be swimmin' in beer,<br />
Get some women in here.<br />
Order up another round and get me a mirror.<br />
And a pocket pussy, am I fuckin' making it clear?<br />
Here, here, I'm man of the year, lookin' at my pants like it's a banana in here.<br />
Butt up, looking for some cut up, mean 'n easy best believe all hung up.<br />
Listen,<br />
Listen, yeah, shut up.<br />
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I don't give a fuck (so what)<br />
I might be drunk (so what)<br />
Can't get enough (so what)<br />
Aaaawwwww<br />
I don't give a fuck (so what)<br />
I might be drunk (so what)<br />
You can lick my nuts (my nuts)<br />
Aaaawwwww<br />
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Itty bitty titty committee is fine, as long as your itty bitty titty got a behind.<br />
Swerving, I think I need a lane or two, run a train or two, man I stay in the mood.<br />
Drinkin' whiskey, what I came to do, so famous I came with the kangaroo.<br />
In bathing suit, and I get on that Cialis, I ain't leaving this party until my dick is calloused.<br />
I can't help it that I'm cocky, Macklemore told me that I'm a cold-ass honky.<br />
Got balls like Bocce, time so hockey, play it as a hobby.<br />
Pass my part as an astronaut, with a massive cock,<br />
Spending all my time in your dad's garage just jackin' off,<br />
To all your thrown away pictures of Asher Roth.<br />
What? That's a boy? With them pretty golden locks, are you sure?<br />
I dont' really care, man, I'll take about four.<br />
Drop it to the ground you can take it down lower.<br />
Pretty women that I can't ignore.<br />
I breath for three or four.<br />
I just really can't seem to get enough, 'nuff, 'nuff.<br />
So what?<br />
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If you can't walk straight, look 'em in their face, tell a motherfucker. (So what)<br />
If they hate your crew, 'cause you all act like you're from a zoo. (So what)<br />
Run around town and we never turn down, hey we don't follow rules. (Yo)<br />
I just really can't seem to get enough, 'nuff, 'nuff. (So what)<br />
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I don't give a fuck (so what)<br />
I might be drunk (so what)<br />
Can't get enough (so what)<br />
Aaaahhhh<br />
I don't give a fuck (so what)<br />
I might be drunk (so what)<br />
You can lick my nuts (my nuts)<br />
Aaaahhhh<br />
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Come on, come on, let's get it in, bitch can I kick it? (yes you can)<br />
Come on, come on, let's get it in, bitch can I kick it? (yes you can)<br />
Come on, come on, let's get it in, bitch can I kick it? (yes you can)<br />
Come on, come on, let's get it in, bitch can I kick it? (yes you can)<br />
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Yeah.<br />
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Hey, you can trust in me, you can trust in me, I will never let you down.<br />
Have I ever let you down?<br />
I'm probably the most trustworthy MC int he game right now.<br />
Remember that.<br />
I got your back, player.</div>
MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-24854138719500132552013-08-08T15:58:00.002-06:002013-08-08T15:58:26.013-06:00Prof OutdoorsProf is doing an outdoor show with a bunch of other acts, September 7th:<br />
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September 7-8 in San Bernardino, CA.<br />
September 14-15 in Mountain View, CA.<br />
September 28-29 in Washington DC.<br />
October 4-5 in Rutherford, NJ.<br />
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If you live anywhere near these places then you need to get on these tickets as soon as they're available starting May 16. Prof is on the Saturday lineup for each location.<br />
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Added August 8th: A new track just for this<br />
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Prof's verse starts at 1:35.MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-4215887646127258002013-02-06T18:42:00.000-07:002014-05-11T12:50:33.504-06:00The MC Type & Prof - "My Backpack" (lyrics)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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[The MC Type]<br />
Rap is something you do.<br />
Hip hop is something you are.<br />
Traumatic echo.<br />
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Yo, check it out, I'm rapping right now,<br />
How many syllables can I fit into this sentence right now.<br />
And even though it's written I'ma go free style right now.<br />
Free Style:<br />
Rest in peace mainstream,<br />
I'ma RIP you into pieces like Pangaea<br />
Yeah,<br />
Our earthquakes that quake the earth into earthshakes that make you squirm.<br />
Turntables.<br />
The four elements come together like the president,<br />
Named Air Force One, KRS One.<br />
If I impress one rapper I did my job,<br />
Except my job is to live with my mom.<br />
I'm bomb, you are terrorist, without me you don't exist.<br />
You are pissed that I'm so good at this.<br />
My consciousness expands to a million conscientiousnesses.<br />
I've got one mistress, her name is hip hop,<br />
I only love her to piss off my in-laws.<br />
Don't get it wrong, I write these songs,<br />
But I have a secret weapon that I brought along:<br />
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This is my backpack, check out its straps.<br />
This is real rap, none of that crap.<br />
This is my backpack, it has my rhyme book.<br />
That's how I wrote this, this is my hook.<br />
This is my backpack, it has CDRs.<br />
When you hear my fast rap you'll be seeing stars.<br />
This is my backpack, check out my backpack.<br />
It is my backpack, it's not yours.<br />
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[Prof]<br />
Living through my lyrics so lyrically I'll be whatever I want to be,<br />
Backpack, headphones, Socrates' philosophies.<br />
I'm droppin' these anomalies on top of these monstrosities,<br />
I'm building up monopolies, I'm probably a novelty.<br />
Yo yo.<br />
So much pain in my brain, when the rain came the same,<br />
Can't tame my main frame like a chain gang,<br />
In my brain in the rain.<br />
Dang.<br />
Mathematically I'm eliminated tragically,<br />
Metaphorically I'm considered a minority.<br />
My geometry is unflawlessly unapologeticy,<br />
True school hip hop is where I'm really meant to be.<br />
My pen is a light saber.<br />
My ink bleeds my soul into the paper,<br />
Man it's a lifesaver.<br />
My beats by Dre headphones are glorious.<br />
I won't stop until I'm lyrically victorious.<br />
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This is my backpack, check out its straps.<br />
This is real rap, none of that crap.<br />
This is my backpack, it has my rhyme book.<br />
That's how I wrote this, this is my hook.<br />
This is my backpack, it has CDRs.<br />
When you hear my fast rap you'll be seeing stars.<br />
This is my backpack, check out my backpack.<br />
It is my backpack, it's not yours.<br />
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[The MC Type]<br />
Welcome to Christmas, my lyrical gift never misses,<br />
It only lifts us up to riches,<br />
Of the mind, 'cause making money's wrong,<br />
I'm about to pass the mic to my man Prof.<br />
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[Prof]<br />
I am now currently taking a mic from my man Type.<br />
I'm making sure my rhymes are tight every single night.<br />
Hey fuck the mainstream, I'll never be like that.<br />
I stay true and write my rhymes on an iPad.<br />
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[MC Type]<br />
Prof, name drop.<br />
Prof, name drop.<br />
Hip hop, hip hop,<br />
Hip hop, hip hop.<br />
We belong together, like the beach and flip flops.<br />
Hip hop.<br />
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[Prof]<br />
When I say Hip, you say Hop.<br />
Hip - Hop<br />
Hip - Hop<br />
When I say Don't, you say Stop.<br />
Don't - Stop<br />
Don't - Stop<br />
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No, ah, seriously stop. What, what are you wearing on your, what?<br />
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This is my backpack, check out its straps.<br />
This is real rap, none of that crap.<br />
This is my backpack, it has my rhyme book.<br />
That's how I wrote this, this is my hook.<br />
This is my backpack, it has CDRs.<br />
When you hear my fast rap you'll be seeing stars.<br />
This is my backpack, check out my backpack.<br />
It is my backpack, it's not yours.<br />
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Wack off rhythms, smash hit.<br />
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I think I'm about to kick in a capella right now.<br />
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Dude, is this the dumbest thing we've done yet?MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-69035474609916710452013-02-06T16:28:00.000-07:002013-02-27T14:42:20.005-07:00Atmosphere - Millennium Dodo 1 & 2 (video featuring Prof)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-23186464336369859062012-12-23T23:56:00.001-07:002012-12-23T23:59:03.496-07:00Interview by The Radical SurpriseThe Radical Surprise put a few questions to Prof to answer: <br />
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<b style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">What do you believe to be your greatest accomplishment thus far?</b><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18px;">Supporting myself as an adult through rap music.</span></span></blockquote>
Major props to Prof for that. It's a huge step. <a href="http://theradicaluprise.wordpress.com/2012/12/20/artist-spotlight-prof-giveaway/">Read the whole thing.</a>MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-23729063104367123392012-12-18T13:00:00.002-07:002012-12-18T13:00:39.884-07:00Prof - Moron (video)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The velvet tracksuit, the fanny pack... Prof is goofy, no doubt about it.MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-10954497577134799352012-10-29T15:24:00.003-06:002012-10-29T15:24:29.068-06:00Grieves - Super Scary Monsters feat. Prof<a href="http://soundcloud.com/rhymesayers/grieves-super-scary-monsters?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=blogger&utm_content=http://soundcloud.com/rhymesayers/grieves-super-scary-monsters">Grieves - Super Scary Monsters feat. Prof</a>MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-20576030142831359162012-10-24T13:08:00.000-06:002012-12-27T13:19:34.805-07:00Slug Interviews Prof About Life, the Universe and EverythingThere will be eight parts, one for each song on KVP3.<br />
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MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-31383811303569907862012-10-23T09:10:00.000-06:002012-10-23T09:21:12.868-06:00Utah (lyrics)<a href="http://profstophouse.bandcamp.com/track/utah">Full song</a><br />
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[Hello there Mr. Rockstar.]<br />
<br />
Shit.<br />
Man I heard, uh,<br />
You can marry two bitches, in Utah,<br />
Salt Lake City or some shit.<br />
What the fuck am I doing here, y'know what I mean?<br />
<br />
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more,<br />
Turn on my TV please,<br />
I want titties galore.<br />
An anorexic is born every day.<br />
It's easy to find cocaine,<br />
What more can I say?<br />
<br />
It's easy to lose your way if you play,<br />
Yeah.<br />
<br />
She want a big dick man with a six pack<br />
Smell like minnows in the crib,<br />
Where the fish at?<br />
Bitches all over where the Cris at?<br />
Tic-tac-toe in a row,<br />
I could hit that.<br />
I want shit instantly,<br />
Like a microwave dinner right in front of me.<br />
Let's contribute to the hooplah,<br />
Pack up a futon, make our way to Utah.<br />
<br />
Sex and drugs,<br />
We all live in America.<br />
It's easy to lose your way if you play.<br />
Yeah.<br />
<br />
And so I walk in the party with my B-boy stance,<br />
Don't compare me to the other dude,<br />
He don't dance.<br />
There's enough drink for everybody,<br />
Pee those pants.<br />
I am someone near the top as far as ego stands.<br />
You can leave those pants,<br />
They ain't coming in with me,<br />
That's illegal man.<br />
You can bet I'm a crook, [crook]<br />
In 'n out with your love before you can even look.<br />
Girl this is the USA,<br />
Freedom to eat, fuck, get fat and get paid.<br />
Put your life savings in a bottle of Cris.<br />
Bet that bitch pop,<br />
Throw it on some tits.<br />
If you can't beat 'em join 'em,<br />
Man that's true,<br />
And you wonder what I think that we all should do.<br />
Hmm.<br />
Let's contribute to the hooplah,<br />
Pack up a futon, make our way to Utah.<br />
<br />
Sex and drugs,<br />
We all live in America.<br />
It's easy to lose your way if you play.<br />
Yeah.<br />
<br />
Eh, eh girl,<br />
You look good to me,<br />
Come and show me your world.<br />
What?<br />
Let me ask a couple questions,<br />
Sex, drugs, alcohol, learn a couple lessons.<br />
'Cause, I'm involved with that daily,<br />
I give you that insight,<br />
You don't have to pay me.<br />
I learn you something real good girl,<br />
I'll open my door,<br />
Let's go dancin'.<br />
<br />
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah. [Hey]<br />
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka. [Go girl]<br />
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah. [Hey]<br />
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka. [Go girl]<br />
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah. [Hey]<br />
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka. [Go girl]<br />
<br />
Sex and drugs,<br />
We all live in America.<br />
It's easy to loss your way if you play.<br />
Yeah.<br />
<br />
I wanna see you dance, see you dance.<br />
See you shake that ass, oh yeah.<br />
I wanna see that now.<br />
I wanna see that now.<br />
I wanna see you dance, see you dance.<br />
See you shake that ass, oh yeah.<br />
I wanna see that now.<br />
I wanna see that now.<br />
<br />
Yeah.<br />
Kaiser Von Powderhorn 2.<br />
I hope you enjoyed yourself.<br />
Just wanted to end on this song.<br />
Let you know that, Utah is the state that exemplifies American tradition.<br />
Make yourself up a religion.<br />
Marry as many bitches as you want.<br />
You'll never have to do dishes again.<br />
Carry your guns, drink your booze, fuck unprotected.<br />
Have a couple abortions.<br />
Smoke your fuckin' cigarettes.<br />
They can't tell you shit.<br />
This is America.<br />Never forget that.MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-28653873806681045782012-10-22T10:14:00.000-06:002012-10-22T10:16:56.629-06:00Rules (lyrics)<a href="http://profstophouse.bandcamp.com/track/rules">Full song</a><br />
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Oh yeah.<br />
So basically, you know, I don't want you telling me shit.<br />
I'm not trying to hear anything you got to say.<br />
Tomorrow ain't promised to anybody,<br />
So I ain't hearin' you today.<br />
<br />
Rules don't apply to me,<br />
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.<br />
Rules don't apply to me,<br />
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.<br />
<br />
Check it out.<br />
I'm thinking about putting it in your mouth.<br />
I'm thinking about taking you to my house,<br />
And I'm thinking about messing around on my couch.<br />
I'm thinking about all the things we could do with,<br />
Hold up,<br />
I seen another girl that was fly like you,<br />
I'm thinking about handing out rides for two.<br />
If you down I'm cool.<br />
And if you 'round that's cool.<br />
And if you hold her down that's better.<br />
'Cause I've seen a lot of doll-faced women,<br />
And I'm still screamin' "Independent women forever" <br />
[Forever-ever, forever-ever]<br />
I will love you until the end of time,<br />
As long as you ain't afraid to take charge,<br />
To step up and give a piece of your mind.<br />
<br />
Rules don't apply to me,<br />
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.<br />
Rules don't apply to me,<br />
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.<br />
<br />
Fuck around and get followed,<br />
I seen you coming out of that McDonalds,<br />
I seen your fat mom shop at Marshall's,<br />
For the past three Sundays lookin' gnarly.<br />
I'm patient, what more can I say?<br />
I know you take your garbage out every single Wednesday.<br />
Yeah, bits, don't get ram, up, on.<br />
I leave ya in the alley with your nuts gone.<br />
And I'll be probably be leaving with some puff song.<br />
But I'll be dancing like I got myself a touchdown.<br />
Prof got twinkle toes.<br />
Blowing kisses, throwing mistletoe.<br />
Too much seconds and I'll hit the floor.<br />
Buckin' out, throwing 'bows, I'm invincible.<br />
I got into a fight last night,<br />
And I'm quite sure that it was a dyke last night.<br />
Yep.<br />
<br />
Rules don't apply to me,<br />
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.<br />
Rules don't apply to me,<br />
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.<br />
<br />
Call up the chickens, all the gampos.<br />
Where the strippers at, dubs and the hundos?<br />
Assholes throw bows in the front rows.<br />
No bodybuilders, but real gun shows.<br />
Southside, where they jump folk,<br />
Put it in the air, bud smoke.<br />
Yeah, rules don't apply to me,<br />
A good dude, but I don't even try to be,<br />
'Cause I'm a bad mutherfuck ask if you could rap,<br />
With an asshole such as a mac like myself.<br />
Mr officer, I am a monster,<br />
Involved with illegal things at my concert.<br />
I am considered and immature little kidder,<br />
Then you figured I'm a shit, then you realize I'm a shitter.<br />
I'll make your women scream,<br />
Make the dudes fight.<br />
We gon' do this all night.<br />
<br />
Rules don't apply to me, [No they don't now]<br />
I don't need to see tomorrow, tomorrow.<br />
Rules don't apply to me, [Apply to me]<br />
I don't need to see tomorrow, [No I don't now]<br />
Tomorrow. [No I don't now]<br />
<br />
Break it down now.<br />
Go girl, go girl, go girl.<br />
Break it down now, go girl.<br />
How you do that there,<br />
How you do that there,<br />
How you do that there,<br />
How you do that there.<br />
<br />
Yeah, buddy.MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-77536482534367990492012-10-22T09:46:00.001-06:002012-10-22T09:47:39.060-06:00Stepping Out (lyrics)<a href="http://profstophouse.bandcamp.com/track/stepping-out">Full song</a><br />
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Wooh,<br />
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen.<br />
<br />
Gonna have a good time tonight, yeah.<br />
KVP<br />
Little bit of cass on me, so we go,<br />
We gon' have fun tonight.<br />
Leave that drama right at home.<br />
We gon' make that sacrifice.<br />
I don't need those two left feet,<br />
You know it ain't that hard to dance.<br />
Leave that drink right on that table,<br />
Come here and shake that ass.<br />
<br />
Ooh, whoop dee woo.<br />
You right here, girl,<br />
Now I'm touching you.<br />
Oh lord, I'm filled with joy.<br />
Yeah, oh yeah.<br />
<br />
Junction, baby.<br />
That's fine.<br />
Do you believe that? [yeah]<br />
Do you see that, girl? [yeah]<br />
Do you believe that? [yeah]<br />
Do you see that, girl? [yeah]<br />
<br />
I believe that, I can see that,<br />
I believe that, girl.<br />
I can see that, I believe that,<br />
I can see that, girl.<br />
<br />
Wanna chance to talk to her,<br />
Better have that money right.<br />
Better wash up, better look clean,<br />
Better treat that lady right.<br />
<br />
Oh yeah, oh yeah.<br />
Junction, baby.<br />
Let's ride.<br />
Junction baby.<br />
Let's ride.<br />
<br />
You looking good, looking nice, yeah.<br />
Let me put my drink down and I'll be right back.<br />
You be looking at me kinda like ya like that.<br />
I be looking at you kinda like I'll wife that.<br />
Hey, girl, just shut your mouth.<br />
I got myself a,<br />
I got the,<br />
I gotta,<br />
I gotta,<br />
I got the,<br />
Yeah, we can go to,<br />
Uh-huh, we can board a,<br />
<br />
I wanna wake up with you.<br />
I wanna wake up with you.<br />
I wanna wake up with you.<br />
I wanna wake up with you.MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-74094253644041564082012-10-09T14:14:00.004-06:002012-10-09T14:14:55.660-06:00The Prof and Rahzwell ShowThis was a good show.<div>
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<a href="https://vimeo.com/7948567">Episode 1</a></div>
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<a href="https://vimeo.com/8587967">Episode 2</a></div>
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<a href="https://vimeo.com/9185726">Episode 3</a></div>
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<a href="https://vimeo.com/10072030">Episode 4</a></div>
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<a href="https://vimeo.com/10739846">Episode 5</a></div>
MattWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09570172447841098108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17745620.post-48200030807912365652012-09-25T10:55:00.001-06:002012-12-18T09:58:22.670-07:00Moron (lyrics)<div>
Beat by Lazerbeak</div>
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<a href="http://profstophouse.bandcamp.com/track/moron">Full song</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ore9JBEHMmY">Video</a></div>
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Ooh,</div>
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What the hell are you doing.</div>
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Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.</div>
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Ooh,</div>
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What the hell are you doing.</div>
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Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.</div>
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Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,</div>
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Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,</div>
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Go, go, go, go.</div>
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<br /></div>
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You a freak already,</div>
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Fuck a seat, you go freak on steady,</div>
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Best believe I got ta heat up,</div>
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Heavy keep on and on and leave all the problems with your momma</div>
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We gon' keep on steppin'.</div>
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Abera-cadabera I'm an animal,</div>
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Why is everybody gotta dance on my canical?</div>
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I'm in the heart of the beast.</div>
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This is May day baby, powderhorn's elite.</div>
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<br /></div>
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Listen [Hush hush, now]</div>
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You better use that. [Use that]</div>
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You're momma made that. [Made that]</div>
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You better use that. [Use that]</div>
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You're momma made that. [Ever getcha that, baby]</div>
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You better use that. [Use that]</div>
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You're momma made that [Ever getcha that, baby]</div>
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Make it work, work, work.</div>
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<br /></div>
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Ooh,</div>
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What the hell are you doing. [Freak out]</div>
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Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.</div>
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Ooh,</div>
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What the hell are you doing. [Freak out]</div>
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Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.</div>
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Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,</div>
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Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,</div>
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Go, go, go, go.</div>
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<br /></div>
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Ten minutes later and I'm dancin' like an orphan,</div>
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I wanna make sure I get my portion.</div>
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I get no pay while I'm workin'.</div>
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Shake it like a moron, girl, that's perfect.</div>
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<br /></div>
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So put your right leg in, [Leg in]</div>
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And throw your right leg out, [Leg out]</div>
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So put your right leg in. [Leg in]</div>
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Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]</div>
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So put your whole ass in, [Ass in]</div>
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And throw that whole ass out, [Ass out]</div>
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Put your whole ass in. [Ass in]</div>
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Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]</div>
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<br /></div>
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Listen, [Hush hush, now]</div>
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You better use that. [Use that]</div>
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You're momma made that. [Made that]</div>
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You better use that. [Use that]</div>
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You're momma made that. [Ever getcha that, baby]</div>
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You better use that. [Use that] </div>
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You're momma made that [Ever getcha that, baby]</div>
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Make it work, work, work.</div>
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<br /></div>
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All of us, put 'em up.</div>
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Carmela, Julia, Benjamin, Jacqueline, Rafael [Go, go, go]</div>
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All of us, put 'em up.</div>
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Amberly, Angela, Timothy, Theodore, Pamela [Go, go, go]</div>
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Hey.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div>
So put your right leg in, [Leg in]</div>
<div>
And throw your right leg out, [Leg out]</div>
<div>
So put your right leg in. [Leg in]</div>
<div>
Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]</div>
<div>
So put your whole ass in, [Ass in]</div>
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And throw that whole ass out, [Ass out]</div>
<div>
Put your whole ass in. [Ass in]</div>
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Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]</div>
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<br /></div>
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Good job.</div>
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