Update Sept 25, 2012:
DOWNLOAD KVP3
From 2 Dope Boyz comes the following:
-Ludacris, 1.21 Gigawatts. Considering it's free give it a listen or 2. I didn't find it to have much replay-value though.
-Asher Roth, Pabst and Jazz. Better than I expected for a free mixtape from someone I don't hear much about. In fact I'd call this one very good.
-Tech N9ne feat. Hopsin, "Am I a Psycho".
Elsewhere:
Hopsin, RAW, Youtube playlist, and/or buy it at Amazon. This guy is really good. I may yet add him to the very short list of artists that I currently follow.
Mac Lethal has a great video on Youtube rapping to "Look at Me Now."
Grieves, Budo and K.Flay's "Lost in the Sun" via Stellar Figment. K.Flay has a solid voice, but I think her beat-making skills (I Stopped Caring in '96) could use some help.
Just because it's on the radio doesn't make it bad music. Jay-Z and Kanye's Watch the Throne is very, very good (youtube playlist).
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Monday, November 28, 2011
KVP3
UPDATE September 25 2012:
GO DOWNLOAD KVP3 NOW!!
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I was a little worried that Prof would be doing King Gampo songs for a year before thinking about making anything new, but it looks like I was wrong. On Twitter Prof just posted:
Hells yeah.
Update Dec 15:
Last night Prof live-streamed and may have previewed some of KVP3. I'm on the east coast and he didn't announce he would live stream till after midnight central time so I missed it. I'm disappointed, but pleased that there is enough done for him to consider a small preview.
GO DOWNLOAD KVP3 NOW!!
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I was a little worried that Prof would be doing King Gampo songs for a year before thinking about making anything new, but it looks like I was wrong. On Twitter Prof just posted:
STUDIO. KAISER VON POWDERHORN THREE.
Hells yeah.
Update Dec 15:
Last night Prof live-streamed and may have previewed some of KVP3. I'm on the east coast and he didn't announce he would live stream till after midnight central time so I missed it. I'm disappointed, but pleased that there is enough done for him to consider a small preview.
Labels:
Kaiser Von Powderhorn,
Kaiser Von Powderhorn 3,
KVP3,
new hip-hop,
Prof
Saturday, November 12, 2011
"King Gampo is rap at it's worst"
I came across another King Gampo review, this one in the Twin Cities Daily Planet by Dwight Hobbes. It's a doozy:
Prof’s King Gampo (Stophouse) is asinine, narcissistic self-indulgence run completely riot, without a shred of redeeming artistry.First, no press is bad press. Anything written about it puts more attention on it, and that's what makes money. If no one notices you even to tell you you're doing it all wrong, that's the worst thing that could happen.
Second, taking a step back from the specifics of what Hobbes said, his overall critique seems to be, "Kids these days and their music!" Not much of a critique at all.
And third, all 5 comments on the article are from Prof fans. The fifth one is probably the best, in it's entirety (about the 1st Ave show Sept 9th):
SOLD OUT SHOW!And that's the biggest thing that matters. If you make something that people like, you won't really care that the prestige-class thinks you're a philistine. I only wish he was more right when he complained about "Prof garnering praise all over the place, including high-profile radio and print." He certainly has profile locally, but outside of Minnesota he's almost completely unknown.
[raise glass]
Here's to changing that.
Labels:
kids these days,
king gampo reviews,
minnesota,
popularity,
Prof
Thursday, November 03, 2011
Need Your Love (lyrics)
Produced by 84 Caprice
Full song
Clean version
Music video
Okay
Stophouse!
She's bangin' like a raunchy chick. <----- I'm not sure I got that line right.
Walk through the door, tear your shirt off.
Bite your bottom lip, surf's up.
Slide your hand down my chest,
Push me on the couch hard but let me kiss your neck.
Wrap your legs around my waist,
Grab a, bottle of Jameson and put it in my face.
Along with the nipple chaser,
I dig my face right in it like an ostrich.
You so soft, I so hard.
You do deep, I go so far.
You so sweet, I so sour.
I rocketman, I find your star.
Coordinates, five percent to the left.
Speed slow mo, so hold my steps.
I hold firm and send you over.
Your legs quake, you bite my shoulder.
Oh girl, I need your love.
Please stay with me tonight.
I need your love.
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up.
Come on girl, can't you see my good foot?
I don't wanna fuck you just because you look good.
I think you're real smart, I see you got some brain.
I don't fuck with them chickens, them chickens all the same.
You want a back rub, in the bath tub?
Want the candles lit, want that ass scrubbed?
Take a look around girl, everything is paid for.
Scoot to the bed, I'll show you what that thing is made for.
I got a queen sized bed, got a king sized appetite,
Plus I got a king sized [ha, ha].
I got a pretty big bedroom, with some good headroom, and you got to really ride [ha].
Oh girl, I need your love.
Please stay with me tonight.
I need your love.
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up.
Bet your bottom dollar that I'll come and make you feel good.
I can fill you up to the guts like a meal should.
And you be lookin' hungry, we could use a rubber, I could use you like a bungee.
Looking like some animals, rollin' round the sheets I eat like a cannibal.
Hold up girl, it's the main course.
Giving you everything that you've ever came for.
I don't think that you're aware how much I really need you tonight.
You were meant to be with me.
I know you'll forget all of the shit you've been through, baby let's ride.
Skeddit up, skedda room, skedda bed.
When the night time comes, turn to love.
When the night time comes, it's me and you and sex.
Oh girl,
I need your love.
Please stay with me tonight.
I need your love.
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up.
Oooh,
Uh, cookie?
Uh.
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At the end is a short song called Gypsy Airplane.
Full song
Clean version
Music video
Okay
Stophouse!
She's bangin' like a raunchy chick. <----- I'm not sure I got that line right.
Walk through the door, tear your shirt off.
Bite your bottom lip, surf's up.
Slide your hand down my chest,
Push me on the couch hard but let me kiss your neck.
Wrap your legs around my waist,
Grab a, bottle of Jameson and put it in my face.
Along with the nipple chaser,
I dig my face right in it like an ostrich.
You so soft, I so hard.
You do deep, I go so far.
You so sweet, I so sour.
I rocketman, I find your star.
Coordinates, five percent to the left.
Speed slow mo, so hold my steps.
I hold firm and send you over.
Your legs quake, you bite my shoulder.
Oh girl, I need your love.
Please stay with me tonight.
I need your love.
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up.
Come on girl, can't you see my good foot?
I don't wanna fuck you just because you look good.
I think you're real smart, I see you got some brain.
I don't fuck with them chickens, them chickens all the same.
You want a back rub, in the bath tub?
Want the candles lit, want that ass scrubbed?
Take a look around girl, everything is paid for.
Scoot to the bed, I'll show you what that thing is made for.
I got a queen sized bed, got a king sized appetite,
Plus I got a king sized [ha, ha].
I got a pretty big bedroom, with some good headroom, and you got to really ride [ha].
Oh girl, I need your love.
Please stay with me tonight.
I need your love.
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up.
Bet your bottom dollar that I'll come and make you feel good.
I can fill you up to the guts like a meal should.
And you be lookin' hungry, we could use a rubber, I could use you like a bungee.
Looking like some animals, rollin' round the sheets I eat like a cannibal.
Hold up girl, it's the main course.
Giving you everything that you've ever came for.
I don't think that you're aware how much I really need you tonight.
You were meant to be with me.
I know you'll forget all of the shit you've been through, baby let's ride.
Skeddit up, skedda room, skedda bed.
When the night time comes, turn to love.
When the night time comes, it's me and you and sex.
Oh girl,
I need your love.
Please stay with me tonight.
I need your love.
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up and get me,
Hurry up.
Oooh,
Uh, cookie?
Uh.
----------
At the end is a short song called Gypsy Airplane.
Labels:
King Gampo,
King Gampo Lyrics,
Need Your Love lyrics,
Prof
I Need Your Love music video
First the video:
Some observations:
Prof has some killer chest hair.
84 Caprice looks like he's about to get some.
Fundo shaved?
Prof has some killer chest hair.
84 Caprice looks like he's about to get some.
Fundo shaved?
Labels:
I Need Your Love,
King Gampo,
King Gampo Videos,
Music Video
Wednesday, November 02, 2011
King Gampo Reviews
I was checking my RSS feed, and came across a post on how Google messed up their feed reader. In the comments someone recommended NetVibes, which I checked out by searching for King Gampo. Here's a few things it spit out:
Update - A few more reviews:
City Pages - Gimme Noise
What I'm Listening To
On top of releasing an original hip hop album, I've heard, almost too many times, that Prof's live show is not one to miss. Heralded by numerous top artists, die hard fans, and casual fans that accidentally catch his opening act, Prof is said to have one of the most fun and electrifying shows in hip hop today.Things I Like
When I arrived, I could hear Prof on stage, but decided to take my time checking out the room where the merch tables were set up, and therefore basically missed his whole set. No big deal, I figured. At the end of the night (and it was a great night), Prof was outside handing out free copies of King Gampo. When I listened to it, I realized I'd made a mistake in not seeing this cat live.WhiteRaverRafting
I give you Prof, the rapper that I consider the best that the underground hip hop scene has to offer. He is fresh off the release of his new album King Gampo as well as a tour with Atmosphere, BluePrint, and Dilated People’s Evidence. He is another prodigy out of the Minneapolis area.
Update - A few more reviews:
City Pages - Gimme Noise
The Stophouse rapper's elastic voice covers a lot of ground, gliding from goofy to aggressive to thoughtful and everywhere in between over the course of a full 16 tracks, but he maintains a light-hearted irreverence with every line that manages to make this one of the most fun albums to come out of the often heavy Minneapolis scene.As well as their Need Your Love and Gampo video posts.
What I'm Listening To
Yesterday I started listening to the new Soulja Boy album and my head started to hurt. There was just something about it that seemed very discombobulated. I had to put on something else on. Today I put on an album and found the opposite effect. When you put an album on and it makes your head hurt that tells you something, likewise when you put an album on and that same head starts bobbing you know. We listen to music for different reasons, but I love that feel good, lift a persons spirits music. When you can lose yourself in music and just have a good time, that’s success. Today’s album, as the title states, is Prof’s King Gampo.KZSC Santa Cruz 88.1FM (Put King Gampo at #3 on the top 5 albums of 2011 list)
Sloppy and strange at first, this MC will sneak up on your musical taste buds. He’s energetic, quirky and doesn’t take himself too seriously.Free Music Is Awesome
This guy's not as big of a name as he should be. Sass, smack, and serious skill is what this guy brings to the table....Solid all around album, touching on more serious stuff, to light-hearted, funny junk.Examiner - An interview with Prof w/ commentary on King Gampo
Prof: I’m already kind of self-sustaining as a business. I could be a little bit better off and pay my bills a little bit better if I just charged $10 for a copy of this latest release. I could have more money right now, but I’d rather effect a lot of people. We’ve given out, during this Atmosphere tour and with downloads - it’s been two weeks since it came out - almost 40,000 copies. Those are huge numbers. And these are people who are willing to take it. We’re not just throwing them off skyscrapers. The plan is to go and make the money touring, the honest, blue-collar way.
Friday, October 28, 2011
Yeah Buddy (lyrics)
Produced by Chickenbone
Full song
Clean version
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You know what the fuck this is. Not.
Sing it with me now, Budday! Yeah budday!
If you feel me, Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Hmm
1
2
3
Go
Champagne falling on 'em.
I got the Gampos on the way, yeah I'm callin' on 'em,
Yah, I'm living life fast like I'm Ramadanin',
And the bully in my pants got a condom on 'em (totally protected, dude).
Champagne falling on 'em.
I got the Gampos on the way, yeah I'm callin' on 'em,
Kicks got the red carpet on the bottom of 'em,
If you want to see a party, that is not a problem.
Pack a little booze, maybe some whiskey for me.
We 'bout to kick it loose, make a couple stories.
Urs we havin' fun? Urs we gettin' crunk?
Put your both hands up, and sing it wit me now.
Budday! Yeah budday!
If you feel me, Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Hmm, 1, 2, 3, Go.
Put it in a bag with a little money, little homie, you know that I'ma 'bout to get drinking.
Go to Mickey D's and I see that my beeper little fucker won't stop blinking.
Sorta like, Brrrr tick tick, Brrrr, tick tick, ding ding da ding ding.
Man I'm so cool and so popular all my phone does is go Brrrrrr.
But check it out though, look at these trophies.
Come to the crib, yo, drink forty-oh-zees.
Lift it upside down, and guzzle on and on.
Hey what it smell like, what it look like?
Get daggered on the floor for the first time.
Urs we having fun? Urs we gettin' crunk?
Put your both hands up, and sing it wit me now.
Budday! Yeah budday!
If you feel me, Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Hmm, 1, 2, 3, Go.
Oh my goodness Mr. Hunkle got another round.
We go cheers, hit the table then we put 'em down.
When we're together seems we always end up getting drunk.
Haven't been out for a while, but I'm having fun.
Daddy got a new pair of shoes on 'em (shoes on 'em).
Would you like to fill your shot glasses, we could have a toast.
Daddy got a new pair of shoes on 'em (shoes on 'em).
The whole crew is in this motherfucker buckin' out.
Daddy got a new pair of shoes on 'em (shoes on 'em).
And I don't give a fuck about those motherfuckers over there.
Daddy got a new pair of shoes on 'em (shoes on 'em).
Bitch we in public.
All I wanna do is have a party but they want to have a conversation 'bout the Dalai Lama, I be like, No.
Urs we having fun? Urs we getting crunk?
Put your both hands up, and sing it wit me now.
Budday! Yeah budday!
If you feel me, Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Hmm, 1, 2, 3, Go.
Dance little girl, like you the only one.
I've got a perfect little place that I can take you to.
We'll fall in love, have a baby, we could make it three.
But that's the future, right now I want to see you go:
Budday! Yeah budday!
If you feel me, Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Oh my goodness Mr. Hunkle got another round.
We go cheers, hit the table then we put 'em down.
When we're together seems we always end up getting drunk.
Haven't been out for a while, sing it wit me now!
Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Dance little girl......1.
I've got a perfect little.......2.
We fall in love........3.
Ok for real though,
You know what I'm sayin', I'm with my crew, you know what I'm sayin',
We in the strip club with Rick Flair throwing dirty hundreds,
We poppin' bubbly on old folks.
Full song
Clean version
--------------
You know what the fuck this is. Not.
Sing it with me now, Budday! Yeah budday!
If you feel me, Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Hmm
1
2
3
Go
Champagne falling on 'em.
I got the Gampos on the way, yeah I'm callin' on 'em,
Yah, I'm living life fast like I'm Ramadanin',
And the bully in my pants got a condom on 'em (totally protected, dude).
Champagne falling on 'em.
I got the Gampos on the way, yeah I'm callin' on 'em,
Kicks got the red carpet on the bottom of 'em,
If you want to see a party, that is not a problem.
Pack a little booze, maybe some whiskey for me.
We 'bout to kick it loose, make a couple stories.
Urs we havin' fun? Urs we gettin' crunk?
Put your both hands up, and sing it wit me now.
Budday! Yeah budday!
If you feel me, Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Hmm, 1, 2, 3, Go.
Put it in a bag with a little money, little homie, you know that I'ma 'bout to get drinking.
Go to Mickey D's and I see that my beeper little fucker won't stop blinking.
Sorta like, Brrrr tick tick, Brrrr, tick tick, ding ding da ding ding.
Man I'm so cool and so popular all my phone does is go Brrrrrr.
But check it out though, look at these trophies.
Come to the crib, yo, drink forty-oh-zees.
Lift it upside down, and guzzle on and on.
Hey what it smell like, what it look like?
Get daggered on the floor for the first time.
Urs we having fun? Urs we gettin' crunk?
Put your both hands up, and sing it wit me now.
Budday! Yeah budday!
If you feel me, Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Hmm, 1, 2, 3, Go.
Oh my goodness Mr. Hunkle got another round.
We go cheers, hit the table then we put 'em down.
When we're together seems we always end up getting drunk.
Haven't been out for a while, but I'm having fun.
Daddy got a new pair of shoes on 'em (shoes on 'em).
Would you like to fill your shot glasses, we could have a toast.
Daddy got a new pair of shoes on 'em (shoes on 'em).
The whole crew is in this motherfucker buckin' out.
Daddy got a new pair of shoes on 'em (shoes on 'em).
And I don't give a fuck about those motherfuckers over there.
Daddy got a new pair of shoes on 'em (shoes on 'em).
Bitch we in public.
All I wanna do is have a party but they want to have a conversation 'bout the Dalai Lama, I be like, No.
Urs we having fun? Urs we getting crunk?
Put your both hands up, and sing it wit me now.
Budday! Yeah budday!
If you feel me, Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Hmm, 1, 2, 3, Go.
Dance little girl, like you the only one.
I've got a perfect little place that I can take you to.
We'll fall in love, have a baby, we could make it three.
But that's the future, right now I want to see you go:
Budday! Yeah budday!
If you feel me, Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Oh my goodness Mr. Hunkle got another round.
We go cheers, hit the table then we put 'em down.
When we're together seems we always end up getting drunk.
Haven't been out for a while, sing it wit me now!
Buddy, Yeah buddy!
Dance little girl......1.
I've got a perfect little.......2.
We fall in love........3.
Ok for real though,
You know what I'm sayin', I'm with my crew, you know what I'm sayin',
We in the strip club with Rick Flair throwing dirty hundreds,
We poppin' bubbly on old folks.
Corner (lyrics)
Produced by Prof and Dillon Parker
Full song
"Clean version" is exactly the same.
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I'm thinkin' about the future, future,
'Cause it's gotta be better than this.
Just right around the corner, corner,
I'll understand what happiness is.
I'm thinkin' about the future, future,
'Cause it's gotta be better than this.
Just right around the corner, corner,
I'll understand what happiness is.
Oh yeah.
I'm thinkin' about the future, future, (the future)
'Cause it's gotta be better than this (than this).
Just right around the corner, corner, (the corner)
I'll understand what happiness is. (yeeeaaaahh)
Oh yeah.
I'm thinkin' about the future, future, (the future)
'Cause it's gotta be better than this (yeah) (than this).
Just right around the corner, corner, (the corner)
I'll understand what happiness is.
I'm thinkin' about the future, the future........better than this.
Right around the corner, I'll finally understand.
Full song
"Clean version" is exactly the same.
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I'm thinkin' about the future, future,
'Cause it's gotta be better than this.
Just right around the corner, corner,
I'll understand what happiness is.
I'm thinkin' about the future, future,
'Cause it's gotta be better than this.
Just right around the corner, corner,
I'll understand what happiness is.
Oh yeah.
I'm thinkin' about the future, future, (the future)
'Cause it's gotta be better than this (than this).
Just right around the corner, corner, (the corner)
I'll understand what happiness is. (yeeeaaaahh)
Oh yeah.
I'm thinkin' about the future, future, (the future)
'Cause it's gotta be better than this (yeah) (than this).
Just right around the corner, corner, (the corner)
I'll understand what happiness is.
I'm thinkin' about the future, the future........better than this.
Right around the corner, I'll finally understand.
Karma (lyrics)
Produced by 84 Caprice
Full song
Clean version
Sort of instrumental (not downloadable, unfortunately)
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
I was born on the wrong side of karma, so naturally I have a lot of punishment to dish out.
My position is appointed, so don't get mad at me for giving hell, it is the job I was born with.
Oh this punk here looks too happy, let's take his bike and shoes so he can't cruise past me.
And I'm feeling like shit from my daddy, so tomorrow I'ma fuck with that fat bitch Cassie.
She'll cry in front of the mirror when she gets home, have herself a daughter and make sure she gets pissed on.
Similar to why my papa got his wrist blown, found him up north in the tub with the kids gone.
Breath in breath out, be strong.
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
Daddy in the cop car, momma in the summer dress, when will we figure out that we have had enough of this.
Nothing is fair so don't expect a refund, each one is his own learn one teach one.
I've learned one taught one, first jump at the age of 9 on the church steps, started with my shirt on,
Return home alone skinny shirtless, I told him I lost it he told me I was worthless.
And if I told you I was angry, would you believe that the next day I knife with me?
Would you believe that I kept it that way, until one day I won an argument and took a life with me?
Papa died on a Wednesday, opened up the shades and sit down and pray,
Make sure sometime this week you whoop a dudes ass, make them understand how the world got this way.
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
Full song
Clean version
Sort of instrumental (not downloadable, unfortunately)
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
I was born on the wrong side of karma, so naturally I have a lot of punishment to dish out.
My position is appointed, so don't get mad at me for giving hell, it is the job I was born with.
Oh this punk here looks too happy, let's take his bike and shoes so he can't cruise past me.
And I'm feeling like shit from my daddy, so tomorrow I'ma fuck with that fat bitch Cassie.
She'll cry in front of the mirror when she gets home, have herself a daughter and make sure she gets pissed on.
Similar to why my papa got his wrist blown, found him up north in the tub with the kids gone.
Breath in breath out, be strong.
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
Daddy in the cop car, momma in the summer dress, when will we figure out that we have had enough of this.
Nothing is fair so don't expect a refund, each one is his own learn one teach one.
I've learned one taught one, first jump at the age of 9 on the church steps, started with my shirt on,
Return home alone skinny shirtless, I told him I lost it he told me I was worthless.
And if I told you I was angry, would you believe that the next day I knife with me?
Would you believe that I kept it that way, until one day I won an argument and took a life with me?
Papa died on a Wednesday, opened up the shades and sit down and pray,
Make sure sometime this week you whoop a dudes ass, make them understand how the world got this way.
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
It's how I got this way, karma's a dangerous game. Cash out when I'm on top, forgive me, forgive me.
Monday, October 17, 2011
Lil Wayne - Novacane
The beat for Novacane was produced by Ant of Atmosphere, and was first used by Prof on his album Recession Music with St. Paul Slim back in 2009. Lil Wayne used it for a bonus track on The Carter IV.
Listen to Novacane:
And now Motor:
Listen to Novacane:
And now Motor:
Labels:
Ant,
Atmosphere,
Beat by Ant,
Lil Wayne,
Lil Wayne Novacane,
Motor,
Novacane,
Prof,
Recession Music,
The Carter IV
Friday, September 23, 2011
Amazing (lyrics)
Song download
Radio edit (save link as)
Oh hey, whatup, I'm back already from KVP2, come holler at me at Soundset, May 30th.
Southside, ?????, midtown, whatup.
Heeeyy, Aayye.
Stophousegroup.com
Absolutely, fucking incredible.
I am such an animal,
Work ethic unimaginable.
Imagine Prof on the Southside coming up, just like a cannibal.
They think I did it overnight, I understand 'em though.
Bitch if you weren't so sleek,
You would know that the last decade beep,
I been selling out shows in my sleep.
That's because I ain't been gettin' no sleep.
I be putting in work,
Rap game murked,
Midwest has been plucked and chirped.
What you people fail to see is I'm already elite.
Radio edit (save link as)
Oh hey, whatup, I'm back already from KVP2, come holler at me at Soundset, May 30th.
Southside, ?????, midtown, whatup.
Heeeyy, Aayye.
Stophousegroup.com
Absolutely, fucking incredible.
I am such an animal,
Work ethic unimaginable.
Imagine Prof on the Southside coming up, just like a cannibal.
They think I did it overnight, I understand 'em though.
Bitch if you weren't so sleek,
You would know that the last decade beep,
I been selling out shows in my sleep.
That's because I ain't been gettin' no sleep.
I be putting in work,
Rap game murked,
Midwest has been plucked and chirped.
What you people fail to see is I'm already elite.
I came and left my mark.
I know I'm good to go.
And if this is my start,
I am already amazing.
I am already amazing.
I came and left my mark.
I know I'm good to go.
And if this is my start,
I am already amazing.
I am already amazing.
I was young, at Bon Appetit,
With all y'all rappin',
I came up at the dinky town,
There're all y'all clappin'.
I payed my dues, like a G,
And honestly I never slip,
I play the game,
If you whack, I'll bite my tongue and hold my lip.
Holy shit, Prof a hear no evil, see no evil,
Sit back and watch hard work turn into a sea of people.
I came and left my mark.
I know I'm good to go.
And if this is my start,
I am already amazing.
I am already amazing.
I came and left my mark.
I know I'm good to go.
And if this is my start,
I am already amazing.
I am already amazing.
Oh my gosh,
Holy mackerel,
Holy moly,
Welfare to cash flow.
Big Prof, big boss, big asshole.
Take this shit seriously,
Think I rap for?
Let me think about the day that I used ta,
Rap around the block just like a chalupa,
Prof was all small like a Umpa a Lumpa,
Now I'm on top like a I King Koopa.
I fucked the bar show, I got a luffa,
Fuckin' with the mi familia, I gonna shoot ya,
Eh, ja boo boom ???????
Tick tick tick
I already got a small legacy,
From Atlanta to Seattle they remember me.
Fuck the press, I don't need a write up,
My fans are like pyros, spreading fire, ya arreddy heard about 'em talk about me.
I came and left my mark.
I know I'm good to go.
And if this is my start,
I am already amazing.
I am already amazing.
I came and left my mark.
I know I'm good to go.
And if this is my start,
I am already amazing.
I am already amazing.
Yeah, bitch.
And don't act like I can't sit down for 3 or 4 hours and come up with a song that's better than you've done in 10 years.
Quit trippin' this is Prof, this is Minneapolis, Bitch.
Stophouse.
Aye girl what tribe you from,
Lookin' like you need ice or summin',
Lookin' so swollen and plump,
Come on girl gimme them lady lumps.
Stophouse, 2010, 2011. And beyond.
Well until 2014 and stophouse'll probably break up for some reason.
Twitter.com/profstophouse
P R O F S T O P H O U S E
Monday, September 19, 2011
James Bond Blimp (lyrics)
Produced by Verse One
Full song
Clean version
Youtube
King Gampo!
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
Pull up, pull up, Stop, Stophouse.
It's a blimp. Oh, Seven Blimp.
Lookin' at my swag you'da thought I was a psycho.
This lunar gold makes my chain float nice, though.
Your ugly friend lookin' like she needs lipo.
If I was younger I'd fuck your whole high school.
Mr P (mr p)
Mr R (mr r)
Mr O (oh), F, steal a car.
Mr P (mr p)
Mr R (mr r)
Mr O (oh), F, steal a car.
The whole crib covered in mirrors.
This way it's easy to find the rapper of the year-ah.
That dude he be like, Oh there I am, again,
With a couple a golden girls, and their younger friends.
Everybody know that my style is impeccable,
Prof is a retard, almost a vegetable.
I'm floatin' in my blimp, and I'm staring in the mirror,
Diamonds, crystal clear, man, man.
It's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
I'ma just pull up ice iceberg tint. (berg tint)
It's, it's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
It's a James Bond Blimp.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
Pull up, pull up, Stop, Stophouse.
It's a blimp, Oh Seven Blimp.
Wake up all covered in women.
Money all over the floor, I hear a fat lady singin'.
Got the Benji's, they wit me, all of the hookers they bouncin'.
Just updated all of my food stamps, flippin' and countin'.
Infested lower intestine,
Had a Smith & Wessen but I traded it for a Lexus.
Now I'm deep sea diving, and I'm deep sea flexin'.
Pen pal'n 'em peace chain with a medallion.
Maybe Clark Kent, I'ma pull up iceberg tint.
Uuhhhhh, that's a nice Benz.
How'd you get the inside all peppermint?
Everybody in the parking lot all come together,
And we do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
And we do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
And we do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
Lean and reclining, lean, lean and reclining.
I'm floatin' in my blimp and I'm starin' in the mirror,
Diamonds crystal clear, man, man.
It's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
I'ma just pull up ice iceberg tint. (berg tint)
It's, it's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
It's a James Bond Blimp.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
Pull up, pull up, Stop, Stophouse.
It's a blimp, Oh Seven Blimp.
T Shine
Two gallon margarita, in the two seater with a caramel senorita.
She's pregnant, don't trip, Gucci baby between the hip.
Thirty days of a good idea watching Shark Week.
Rolling in the sea breeze, slimy in the carp seat.
Money in the high beams, tuna in the back seat,
Dennis Rodman driving, man.
Aye, Grap that statue, Trade it for a Lexus.
All my Gucci bullets, Trade it for a Lexus.
I done and took my passport,
Trade it for a Lexus, trade it for a Lexus, trade it, trade it for a Lexus.
My Mother-Fuckin' Moustache, Trade it for a Lexus.
All my Gucci bullets, Trade it for a Lexus.
I done a took my passport,
Trade it for a Lexus, trade it for a Lexus, trade it, trade it for a Lexus.
'Scuse me, can I make a little announcement?
First I make my shoulder lean, then I keep it bouncin',
And we do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
And we do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
Everybody do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
Lean and reclining, lean, lean and reclining.
I'm floatin' in my blimp and I'm starin' in the mirror,
Diamonds crystal clear, man, man.
It's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
I'ma just pull up ice iceberg tint. (berg tint)
It's, it's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
It's a James Bond Blimp.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
Pull up, pull up, Stop, Stophouse.
It's a blimp, Oh Seven Blimp, blimp, blimp.
Full song
Clean version
Youtube
King Gampo!
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
Pull up, pull up, Stop, Stophouse.
It's a blimp. Oh, Seven Blimp.
Lookin' at my swag you'da thought I was a psycho.
This lunar gold makes my chain float nice, though.
Your ugly friend lookin' like she needs lipo.
If I was younger I'd fuck your whole high school.
Mr P (mr p)
Mr R (mr r)
Mr O (oh), F, steal a car.
Mr P (mr p)
Mr R (mr r)
Mr O (oh), F, steal a car.
The whole crib covered in mirrors.
This way it's easy to find the rapper of the year-ah.
That dude he be like, Oh there I am, again,
With a couple a golden girls, and their younger friends.
Everybody know that my style is impeccable,
Prof is a retard, almost a vegetable.
I'm floatin' in my blimp, and I'm staring in the mirror,
Diamonds, crystal clear, man, man.
It's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
I'ma just pull up ice iceberg tint. (berg tint)
It's, it's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
It's a James Bond Blimp.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
Pull up, pull up, Stop, Stophouse.
It's a blimp, Oh Seven Blimp.
Wake up all covered in women.
Money all over the floor, I hear a fat lady singin'.
Got the Benji's, they wit me, all of the hookers they bouncin'.
Just updated all of my food stamps, flippin' and countin'.
Infested lower intestine,
Had a Smith & Wessen but I traded it for a Lexus.
Now I'm deep sea diving, and I'm deep sea flexin'.
Pen pal'n 'em peace chain with a medallion.
Maybe Clark Kent, I'ma pull up iceberg tint.
Uuhhhhh, that's a nice Benz.
How'd you get the inside all peppermint?
Everybody in the parking lot all come together,
And we do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
And we do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
And we do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
Lean and reclining, lean, lean and reclining.
I'm floatin' in my blimp and I'm starin' in the mirror,
Diamonds crystal clear, man, man.
It's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
I'ma just pull up ice iceberg tint. (berg tint)
It's, it's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
It's a James Bond Blimp.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
Pull up, pull up, Stop, Stophouse.
It's a blimp, Oh Seven Blimp.
T Shine
Two gallon margarita, in the two seater with a caramel senorita.
She's pregnant, don't trip, Gucci baby between the hip.
Thirty days of a good idea watching Shark Week.
Rolling in the sea breeze, slimy in the carp seat.
Money in the high beams, tuna in the back seat,
Dennis Rodman driving, man.
Aye, Grap that statue, Trade it for a Lexus.
All my Gucci bullets, Trade it for a Lexus.
I done and took my passport,
Trade it for a Lexus, trade it for a Lexus, trade it, trade it for a Lexus.
My Mother-Fuckin' Moustache, Trade it for a Lexus.
All my Gucci bullets, Trade it for a Lexus.
I done a took my passport,
Trade it for a Lexus, trade it for a Lexus, trade it, trade it for a Lexus.
'Scuse me, can I make a little announcement?
First I make my shoulder lean, then I keep it bouncin',
And we do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
And we do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
Everybody do the Daffy Duck, (duck) Lean and reclining.
Lean and reclining, lean, lean and reclining.
I'm floatin' in my blimp and I'm starin' in the mirror,
Diamonds crystal clear, man, man.
It's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
I'ma just pull up ice iceberg tint. (berg tint)
It's, it's a blimp, Oh, Seven blimp.
It's a James Bond Blimp.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
And I pull up at the Stophouse.
Pull up, pull up, Stop, Stophouse.
It's a blimp, Oh Seven Blimp, blimp, blimp.
The Season (lyrics)
Produced by 84 Caprice and Dillon Parker.
Full song
Clean version
Instrumental
Born in the ghetto, Young white boy not a dolla dolla bill but a momma that'll work for it.
Hard boy with a soft side, seen a little bocka bocka (bang bang) life on the southside.
My views have changed from where I came from, When you seen a man die right under the same sun.
I ain't a G, I ain't ride or die, but I will knock a mother fucker out if he try.
So eat off me, I'm running a crew. I ain't hard but I'm willing to bet I'm harder than you.
Some of the best people that I've met in life, push weight and come home at night to kiss their wife, yeah.
Ain't it funny how the world can go? Haters last year be at the front row of the shows.
I've seen time fly, slowly, I've let people forget what they owe me.
I ain't saying that I'm O.G. but I bet you know me, I'm the dude people know closely.
Mr one oh be done Cahobie. Prof's on the mic, if there's better, just show me.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
I ain't fucking round no more, this is my life. Fuck nice, I've already tried being polite.
So I'm a grab a whip, grab a gun, grab a knife, And I'm a roll around 'n stick up everything in sight.
Everybody throw your hands in the sky. If you're ready to rob then I'm ready to ride.
Everybody throw your hands in the sky. If you're ready to rob then I'm ready to ride.
My whole life is quite right here. If I don't blow I know I'll be nice right here.
But what eats me a live to see these MC flies suck dick and get a piece of the pie, like.
I got envy for one reason, for me to show these MCs it's the season.
When you dap me up I see nothing but fear. Like every MC I've leap frogged my whole career.
So it's young Prof with a rifle and a notebook, cold crook,stick 'em up, I got 'em so shook.
They need a rapper that's as different as them all. I think it's time I come around and answer their call.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Keep my eyes open, I was born to wake up, it's a new day like Good morning, Jacob.
Good morning sunshine, people blind to the fact I'm more than one side.
People try so hard to understand me. I'd like to tell 'em, bitch please don't.
'Cause I'm a different man every single day, and I will say all the stuff that they probably won't.
I've made up my mind, I'm ready to break laws.
I'm ready to sacrifice, ready to take off.
I'm ready to blow away anybody trying to get between me and mine. Ya feel me?
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Full song
Clean version
Instrumental
Born in the ghetto, Young white boy not a dolla dolla bill but a momma that'll work for it.
Hard boy with a soft side, seen a little bocka bocka (bang bang) life on the southside.
My views have changed from where I came from, When you seen a man die right under the same sun.
I ain't a G, I ain't ride or die, but I will knock a mother fucker out if he try.
So eat off me, I'm running a crew. I ain't hard but I'm willing to bet I'm harder than you.
Some of the best people that I've met in life, push weight and come home at night to kiss their wife, yeah.
Ain't it funny how the world can go? Haters last year be at the front row of the shows.
I've seen time fly, slowly, I've let people forget what they owe me.
I ain't saying that I'm O.G. but I bet you know me, I'm the dude people know closely.
Mr one oh be done Cahobie. Prof's on the mic, if there's better, just show me.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
I ain't fucking round no more, this is my life. Fuck nice, I've already tried being polite.
So I'm a grab a whip, grab a gun, grab a knife, And I'm a roll around 'n stick up everything in sight.
Everybody throw your hands in the sky. If you're ready to rob then I'm ready to ride.
Everybody throw your hands in the sky. If you're ready to rob then I'm ready to ride.
My whole life is quite right here. If I don't blow I know I'll be nice right here.
But what eats me a live to see these MC flies suck dick and get a piece of the pie, like.
I got envy for one reason, for me to show these MCs it's the season.
When you dap me up I see nothing but fear. Like every MC I've leap frogged my whole career.
So it's young Prof with a rifle and a notebook, cold crook,stick 'em up, I got 'em so shook.
They need a rapper that's as different as them all. I think it's time I come around and answer their call.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Keep my eyes open, I was born to wake up, it's a new day like Good morning, Jacob.
Good morning sunshine, people blind to the fact I'm more than one side.
People try so hard to understand me. I'd like to tell 'em, bitch please don't.
'Cause I'm a different man every single day, and I will say all the stuff that they probably won't.
I've made up my mind, I'm ready to break laws.
I'm ready to sacrifice, ready to take off.
I'm ready to blow away anybody trying to get between me and mine. Ya feel me?
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Run along now boy.
Start thieving, it's season.
Labels:
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King Gampo,
King Gampo Lyrics,
Prof,
The Season Lyrics
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
James Bond Blimp (fan video)
I put together a few pictures for "James Bond Blimp" feat. MTV Riff Raff:
Labels:
84 Caprice,
Ant,
Bad-Ass MC,
funny lyrics,
Gampo,
Hip-Hop,
King Gampo,
Prof,
Prof is hilarious,
Rap,
Slug,
St. Paul Slim
Monday, September 12, 2011
When Your Mouth Is Moving
Somehow I missed this song, Steddy P feat. Prof and Big Zach, "When Your Mouth is Moving" (free download).
Labels:
Downloads,
Free Music,
Midwest Hip-Hop,
Prof,
Steddy P
Sunday, September 11, 2011
King Gampo CD Release Show at 1st Ave Main Room
I drove from Salt Lake City 20 hours up to Minneapolis just for the show. Prof gave me a re-tweet when I put that out.
He did 20 songs from what I remember: (not in order)
I Dry Heave (Project Gampo)
Animal
Rules
Elephant
Terminator
Figured Out
Horses in the Ghetto
Fire
A Month From Now
Anomaly
Yeah Buddy
Daughter
Peep Show
President
Karma
Whiskey
Myself
On My Way
James Bond Blimp
Minnesota Nice (free download here)
And on top of all that, when he did "Horses in the Ghetto", St Paul Slim came out for his part. For "Daughter" Brother Ali was there, and for "Minnesota Nice" Slug was jumping all over the stage. It was pretty fuckin' awesome.
The last song he did was "President" and during the song he and DJ Fundo showered those around the stage with one dollar bills.
This isn't my video, but it's close to where I was at. Go to 3:50 to see the rain.
This album has some good pictures. I think it's public, if not let me know. The first about 50 pictures are of the 1st ave show.
He did 20 songs from what I remember: (not in order)
I Dry Heave (Project Gampo)
Animal
Rules
Elephant
Terminator
Figured Out
Horses in the Ghetto
Fire
A Month From Now
Anomaly
Yeah Buddy
Daughter
Peep Show
President
Karma
Whiskey
Myself
On My Way
James Bond Blimp
Minnesota Nice (free download here)
And on top of all that, when he did "Horses in the Ghetto", St Paul Slim came out for his part. For "Daughter" Brother Ali was there, and for "Minnesota Nice" Slug was jumping all over the stage. It was pretty fuckin' awesome.
The last song he did was "President" and during the song he and DJ Fundo showered those around the stage with one dollar bills.
This isn't my video, but it's close to where I was at. Go to 3:50 to see the rain.
This album has some good pictures. I think it's public, if not let me know. The first about 50 pictures are of the 1st ave show.
Labels:
Bad-Ass MC,
Gampo,
greatest MC,
Intense,
King Gampo,
Prof,
Prof is hilarious
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Absolutely
I thought I'd put in a plug for Prof's first album, Absolutely. It's on Amazon, $7 for 22 tracks.
My picks from that album are:
Bring It Up
Stay On Course
Float
Same Change
Let Me In
My picks from that album are:
Bring It Up
Stay On Course
Float
Same Change
Let Me In
Prof - An Autobiography of Sorts
There are a few songs where Prof really goes into his past. Listen to these to find out where he comes from:
Absolutely
Float
Let Me In
Project Gampo
Mother
Kaiser Von Powderhorn
Baby Jacob
Recession Music
Fire
King Gampo
Karma
Myself
Absolutely
Float
Let Me In
Project Gampo
Mother
Kaiser Von Powderhorn
Baby Jacob
Recession Music
Fire
King Gampo
Karma
Myself
Monday, August 29, 2011
Epic Watermelon
Prof did a bit on a popular video from The Amazing Race a year ago.
Bitch!
You probably deserved that shit.
It was an epic watermelon.
It hurt my face badly.
I thought I was slinging the shot, and then the shot had me.
My middle class ass didn't know what I was doing.
Now I'm heading back to the mini-van, and I'm drooling.
Soccer practice canceled.
No dinner tonight.
Cancel the plans, I'll be sucking my husband's dick in the light.
Like my child-bearing stomach, my face is kinda mushy.
I need a sofa, Oprah, herbal tea and fat free cookie.
Prof.
I didn't really deserve this.
I haven't had shots to face like that since college.
Labels:
funny lyrics,
King Gampo,
Lyrics,
Prof,
Prof is funny,
Prof is hilarious
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Prof Show In Salt Lake City
I think he did eight songs, but I can only remember seven:
-Karma
-Rules
-Elephant
-Whiskey
-On My Way
-Myself
-Yeah Buddy
It was awesome. Last year when he was in SLC it was at a much smaller place, and about 20-30 people were there. This time there were more than a few hundred in the room, and afterward tons of people went to pick up King Gampo at the merch table.
-Karma
-Rules
-Elephant
-Whiskey
-On My Way
-Myself
-Yeah Buddy
It was awesome. Last year when he was in SLC it was at a much smaller place, and about 20-30 people were there. This time there were more than a few hundred in the room, and afterward tons of people went to pick up King Gampo at the merch table.
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