Utah (lyrics)

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[Hello there Mr. Rockstar.]

Shit.
Man I heard, uh,
You can marry two bitches, in Utah,
Salt Lake City or some shit.
What the fuck am I doing here, y'know what I mean?

Gimme gimme gimme gimme more,
Turn on my TV please,
I want titties galore.
An anorexic is born every day.
It's easy to find cocaine,
What more can I say?

It's easy to lose your way if you play,
Yeah.

She want a big dick man with a six pack
Smell like minnows in the crib,
Where the fish at?
Bitches all over where the Cris at?
Tic-tac-toe in a row,
I could hit that.
I want shit instantly,
Like a microwave dinner right in front of me.
Let's contribute to the hooplah,
Pack up a futon, make our way to Utah.

Sex and drugs,
We all live in America.
It's easy to lose your way if you play.
Yeah.

And so I walk in the party with my B-boy stance,
Don't compare me to the other dude,
He don't dance.
There's enough drink for everybody,
Pee those pants.
I am someone near the top as far as ego stands.
You can leave those pants,
They ain't coming in with me,
That's illegal man.
You can bet I'm a crook, [crook]
In 'n out with your love before you can even look.
Girl this is the USA,
Freedom to eat, fuck, get fat and get paid.
Put your life savings in a bottle of Cris.
Bet that bitch pop,
Throw it on some tits.
If you can't beat 'em join 'em,
Man that's true,
And you wonder what I think that we all should do.
Hmm.
Let's contribute to the hooplah,
Pack up a futon, make our way to Utah.

Sex and drugs,
We all live in America.
It's easy to lose your way if you play.
Yeah.

Eh, eh girl,
You look good to me,
Come and show me your world.
What?
Let me ask a couple questions,
Sex, drugs, alcohol, learn a couple lessons.
'Cause, I'm involved with that daily,
I give you that insight,
You don't have to pay me.
I learn you something real good girl,
I'll open my door,
Let's go dancin'.

Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah. [Hey]
 Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka. [Go girl]
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah. [Hey]
 Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka. [Go girl]
Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah. [Hey]
 Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka. [Go girl]

Sex and drugs,
We all live in America.
It's easy to loss your way if you play.
Yeah.

I wanna see you dance, see you dance.
See you shake that ass, oh yeah.
I wanna see that now.
I wanna see that now.
I wanna see you dance, see you dance.
See you shake that ass, oh yeah.
I wanna see that now.
I wanna see that now.

Yeah.
Kaiser Von Powderhorn 2.
I hope you enjoyed yourself.
Just wanted to end on this song.
Let you know that, Utah is the state that exemplifies American tradition.
Make yourself up a religion.
Marry as many bitches as you want.
You'll never have to do dishes again.
Carry your guns, drink your booze, fuck unprotected.
Have a couple abortions.
Smoke your fuckin' cigarettes.
They can't tell you shit.
This is America.
Never forget that.