Moron (lyrics)

Beat by Lazerbeak

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Ooh,

What the hell are you doing.

Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.

Ooh,

What the hell are you doing.

Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.

Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,

Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,

Go, go, go, go.

You a freak already,

Fuck a seat, you go freak on steady,

Best believe I got ta heat up,

Heavy keep on and on and leave all the problems with your momma

We gon' keep on steppin'.

Abera-cadabera I'm an animal,

Why is everybody gotta dance on my canical?

I'm in the heart of the beast.

This is May day baby, powderhorn's elite.

Listen  [Hush hush, now]

You better use that. [Use that]

You're momma made that. [Made that]

You better use that. [Use that]

You're momma made that. [Ever getcha that, baby]

You better use that. [Use that]

You're momma made that [Ever getcha that, baby]

Make it work, work, work.

Ooh,

What the hell are you doing. [Freak out]

Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.

Ooh,

What the hell are you doing. [Freak out]

Do the moron, [freak out] do the moron.

Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,

Go stupid, Go stupid, Go stupid,

Go, go, go, go.

Ten minutes later and I'm dancin' like an orphan,

I wanna make sure I get my portion.

I get no pay while I'm workin'.

Shake it like a moron, girl, that's perfect.

So put your right leg in, [Leg in]

And throw your right leg out, [Leg out]

So put your right leg in. [Leg in]

Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]

So put your whole ass in, [Ass in]

And throw that whole ass out, [Ass out]

Put your whole ass in. [Ass in]

Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]

Listen,  [Hush hush, now]

You better use that. [Use that]

You're momma made that. [Made that]

You better use that. [Use that]

You're momma made that. [Ever getcha that, baby]

You better use that. [Use that] 

You're momma made that [Ever getcha that, baby]

Make it work, work, work.

All of us, put 'em up.

Carmela, Julia, Benjamin, Jacqueline, Rafael [Go, go, go]

All of us, put 'em up.

Amberly, Angela, Timothy, Theodore, Pamela [Go, go, go]

Hey.

So put your right leg in, [Leg in]

And throw your right leg out, [Leg out]

So put your right leg in. [Leg in]

Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]

So put your whole ass in, [Ass in]

And throw that whole ass out, [Ass out]

Put your whole ass in. [Ass in]

Shake the motherfucker. [Good job]

Good job.

Sex Ed (lyrics)

Beat by Erick Anderson
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Yeah
Feel that.
Yeah.

If you look for satisfaction on the late night say, All right.
All right.
If you know just what it lookin', what it taste like say, All right.
All right.

My momma told me that I'm only as good
As my best dream, baby.
I'd swim if only I could,
That's if you let me baby.
I don't wanna seem like I'm rude,
But I only have my word.
Yeah.
You know that I'm that type of dude,
To make you co-sign and concur.
Yeah.
Sex, sex, sex.
I just want the best, best best.
We can get together, baby.
Hey.
What I want just ain't for myself,
It's in your best interest,
Let's make it happen, baby.
Yeah.

Let me get it now:
One for the money,
Two for the show.
We can rendez-vouz and do some fuckin' on the low.
I'm considered pro,
You like a good meal.
Give me snorkel and I'm divin' like a navy seal.
Never in your long legged life has the pipe been layed just quite like tonight.
Have another drink, it's on me, on me.
Yeah.
When you close your eyes and you're so satisfied on the inside,
Make you wanna sing like,
Tell me what ya think.
I'ma get to know every inch of the highway
Give me the road map.

If you look for satisfaction on the late night say, All right.
All right.
If you know just what it lookin', what it taste like say, All right.
All right.

Your the reason I'm still up,
Don't play.
If I go without a wink of sleep,
Pretty girl have it your way.
But ya know I gotta get mine,
Right after you got yours for the fifth time.
We could move it all the way to the window,
Makin' shimmy and you make it for the this time.
And don't be 'fraid to call a little bit later we could redo it all,
Whenever satisfaction's on your mind.
We can go,
Hey.

If you look for satisfaction on the late night say, All right.
All right.
If you know just what it lookin', what it taste like say, All right.
All right.

Ah,
Five
Six
Seven
Ooh.

Borrowed Time (lyrics)

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I've seen you lie,
You old-ass, one too many times.
What I find, to my surprise,
There is no one who's their own.
Yeah.
[I've learned my patience needs to sleep.]
Wasting time, you're wasting mine.
[I have died my own two hands.]
I will strangle you with my own hands.

Wasting time.

You can count me out' it,
You can write my book and later tell me all about it.
I've seen enough to know that we've been over this,
You're old as hell, your time is up,
Motionless, you're ride is stuck.
You're scared as hell and for good reason.
And I'm burnin' both ends,
'Cause I don't wanna be your age at a horse race breakin' my back over fourth place.
Rather middle of a court case screamin' at your face til the show ends.
They say I drink too much,
That's because I think too much.
We really wastin' time motherfucker,
You'll miss a moment if you blink too much.

We got a reason to tie you up.
We're living at a moment's notice. [Wastin' time]
We got a reason, we can't be bought,
Keep thinking that we losin' focus.

I've raised myself, I'm ready, [To tie you up]
Keep thinkin' that I'm wastin' my time. [Wasting time]
I've raised myself, I'm ready, [To tie you up]
Keep thinkin' I'm outta my mind.

Should I be polite?
Should I leave you 'lone?
Should I let you come and steal my lifeline?
Don't be so vain,
We all got guns.
We'll take what's ours
In your lifetime.
Patience killing me.
I'm getting drunk and breaking everything.
I'm so sick,
My habits don't lie.
I'm killin' myself,
Don't wanna break my stride.
You can't tell me shit,
You're so outta touch.
Stay in my way 'n guaranteed I'll fuck you up.
The pressure's buildin',
It's gettin' loud.
If time is money tell me how to wait around.

I've seen you lie,
You old-ass, one too many times.

We got a reason to tie you up.
We're living at a moment's notice [Wasting time]
We got a reason, we can't be bought.
Keep thinking that we're losing focus.

I've raised myself, I'm ready, [To tie you up]
Keep thinkin' that I'm wastin' my time. [Wastin' time]
I've raised myself, I'm ready, [To tie you up]
Keep thinkin' that I'm outta my mind.

Swimming feat. Slug (lyrics)

Beat by Prof and Dillon Parker
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Yeah.

I'm going swimming. [ooh]
Yeah. [ooh]
Can I swim, can I swim, you know I'm swimming. [ooh]
Yeah. I'm cool.

Hey, hot ass day, but the girl got a pool.
She be wet all over but I'm keepin' it cool.
Got my swim trunks on and I'm ready to rock.
I ain't even gotta ask her pops.

I'm going swimming. [come on]
Yeah. [come on]
Can I swim, can I swim, you know I'm swimming. [come on]
Yeah. I'm cool.

The sun beatin' on my head,
Got me up and awake.
So girl you and I should go jump in the lake.
I know you swim, you might be pro.
I can tell how you built that you probably float.

I'm going swimming. [come on]
Yeah. [come on]
Can I swim, can I swim, you know I'm swimming. [come on]
Yeah. I'm cool.

I love flash floods, water up to the shins,
I ain't afraid to eat a half hour 'fore I swim,
You'll get yours girl, now stay in the water,
Don't trip, I can hold my breath for hours.

I'm going swimming. [come on]
Yeah. [come on]
Can I swim, can I swim, you know I'm swimming. [come on]
Yeah. I'm cool.

Ooh, girl, wan' see you get soggy,
Jump in the swamp 'n paddle like a doggy.
Grabbin' on the lactose while I do the backstroke,
Mommy, you can get it like a bad joke.

Happy as a dog gettin' in from the cold.
Ya gotta keep that boy afloat.
Momma him goin'
Left, right, left, right, left, right.

Happy as a cat gettin' in from the cold.
Ya gotta keep that girl afloat.
Gotta hear him goin'
Left, right, left, right, left, right. [I'm cool]

I don't even know why you would wanna be dry.
Wikipedia my name, I'm a quality guy.
So pardon me, the shark in me
Is trying to start the party, and part the sea.

I'm going swimming. [come on]
Yeah. [come on]
Can I swim, can I swim, you know I'm swimming. [come on]
Yeah. I'm cool.

I never ever ever ride a speed boat.
Feel like an ocean when I'm on the weed smoke.
Especially when I'm over on the east coast.
Hurricane, hurricane, let my feet soak.

I'm going swimming. [come on]
Yeah. [come on]
Can I swim, can I swim, you know I'm swimming. [come on]
Yeah. I'm so cool.

I'm swimmin' though, and the women know
You can find me over there at the fishin' hole,
Hanging out with the little homie in that boat.
I'm like a rain storm, I make the rivers grow.

I'm going swimming. [come on]
Yeah. [come on]
Can I swim, can I swim, you know I'm swimming. [come on]
Yeah. I'm cool.

Uh, I'm a missions for the ripest.
I'ma get my feelin' till I've had enough to digest.
And she grabbin' on me like it was a mic check.
Fuck it, I'ma jump without a life vest.

Happy as a dog gettin' in from the cold.
Ya gotta keep that boy afloat.
Momma him goin'
Left, right, left, right, left, right.

Happy as a cat gettin' in from the cold.
Ya gotta keep that girl afloat.
Gotta hear him goin'
Left, right, left, right, left, right.

Shut up.
All the girl love me, I'm so fly.
Chunkin' up the dudes as the player slide by.
It's on when I catch her mind's eye,
She dragged me to the room.
Can I get a high five?

Everyone knows that she's ready.
My brother's gonna take that hoe.
Everyone knows that she's ready.
My brother's gonna take that hoe.
Everyone knows that she's ready.
My brother's gonna take that hoe.

Roughneck (lyrics)

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So when I shoot, you'll die!

Yeah, yeah, how's that?
Fuck it.
Huh, hey what the fuck do we have here?
Let's all do it for this one, huh.
Yeah, yeah.

Welcome to the roughneck, I'm King Gampo.
Y'all misbehave, I tell you everything that I know.
Bust your fuckin' kneecap, know I'm top ten.
First I fuck a model, then I fucked her friend.
Motherfucker, who do you think that I am?
He be like,  ?????
So many women in your top ten.
Open them legs and I fall face in, Splash.
Balderdash,
And did you think that you coulda stayed in?
They all be like, Please pay him.
Let me think about it!
No.
You can't convince me to go,
I'm the king of where I am,
You sit back and watch me grow.
How the fuck did you think that this gon' go,
Independent legend already your young goes:

We go dum, dum.
The north side go dum, dum.
The south side go dum, dum.
Welcome to the roughneck, Whyee-Oh!

Bitch, I'm in the streets, ballin' like a Republican.
Last I wet the bed, bitch, you know I'm going dumb again.
Hey what it take for you to see that I'm a goblin?
Ain't nobody fuckin' with the kid, he's a problem.
Hold up, whatcha know about dude right there,
People sayin' that he talkin' about the crew,
Better believe that he's in the wrong spot,
Better get his own rock, then I drop him in the zoo.
Whatta do, whatta do, whatta do,
Man I think I'm about to get this dude.
I'm live-o in a five-oh show,
Shit I'm in trouble.
Buck, I get retarded,
I'm actin' like a toddler.
First I got my head right, then I started robbin' them.
I'm a brute, I'm a muhfuckin' dinosaur.
I'm a bull, you're a doll in a china store.

We go dum, dum.
The north side go dum, dum.
The south side go dum, dum.
Welcome to the roughneck, Whyee-Oh!

Ahem,
Breath smellin' like cunt.
Ya coulda sworn I been gone fishin' all month.
Everybody think they hard and it's cold as shit.
I'm at the rail station drinkin' like fuckin' fish.
Shots in the crew, and we movin' like a trolley does.
Prolly 'cause all of us mobbin' a kinda lot of us.
Cypher heavy as a bull fight.
Kaiser is the matador,
Knock 'em out, kiss 'em good night.
What the fuck you want up on your tomb stone?
Like I need another place for me to try to poop on.
Everybody scemin' bout illegal cut checks.
Ya got yourself got what?
You got a roughneck.

We go dum, dum.
The north side go dum, dum.
The south side go dum, dum.
Welcome to the roughneck, Whyee-Oh!

Aaaahhhh, ffffuck!
Yeah.
Eh man, how do I keep on getting better, man?
Aint' that shit no fair?
All you new cats just getting up on me forgot I been doing this for over a decade.
I got the midwest man, this shit is mine.
Prof, aka Kaiser Von Powderhorn, aka King Gampo.
Fuck wit me.

Get Some (lyrics)

Beat by Julian Fairbanks
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Ooooh, I think I 'bout to get me some.

Go ahead.
Ooooh, I think I 'bout to get me some.

Go ahead.
Yeeaahh.

Ooooh, I think I 'bout to get me some.

Go ahead.

I got a few chickens, tryin' to get in here.
Smellin' so good, all you know that they all tender.
They crossed the road, so the goal is to enter.
Prof got his arms wide open, get in here.

I let 'em know [chicka chicka]
Get in here.
I let 'em know [chicka chicka]
Get in here.

Now they wanna fuck the calf before he's a cash cow.
The fast route, girls passed out with they ass out.
Eggs's gettin' stiff,
Pull my mac out.
I max out, time to get me some, playa.

Woooooo, I think I 'bout to get me some.

Go ahead.
Oooooooh, I think I 'bout to get me some.

Go ahead.
Yeeaahh.

Ooooooo, I think I 'bout to get me some.

Go ahead.

If I can see it, then it's mine.
If I can kill it, then it's mine.
Now player, gotta shine.
I'm in the Grand Prix, actin' like a banshee.
Mobbin with the crew,
Hold up, there ya go.

I let 'em know, [chicka chicka]
Get in here.
I let 'em  know, [chicka chicka]
Get in here.
I let 'em  know. [chicka chicka]
Get in here.
I let 'em  know. [chicka chicka]
Get in here.

Oooooooh, I think I 'bout to get me some.

Go ahead.
Oooooooh, I think I 'bout to get me some.

Go ahead.
Yeeaahh.

Kaiser gotta eat.

Kaiser gotta ball.
Kaiser gotta fuck everything in the mall.
Kaiser gotta drink.
Kaiser gotta buck.
Kaiser gotta get that head in the truck.
Put on your velcro shoes, dawg, this 'bout to get retarded.
All eyes on me kinda like you knew I farted.
Done being surrounded by some golden plump chicken.
Buckled up, buttercup, this is just beginnin'.

I'm bigger than what?
[Eh] Say it.
[Eh] Say it.
[Eh]
I'm bigger than what?
[Eh] Say it.
[Eh] Say it.
[Heh]

I get that. (repeating)
Oooooooh, I think I 'bout to get me some.

Go ahead.
Oooooooh, I think I 'bout to get me some.

Go ahead.
Yeeaahh.
Ya la la lalalalala.

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