Friday, December 20, 2013

The Reply (lyrics)

Download (iTunes; now that he's with Rhymesayers no more free downloads)
But you can stream it here and here.

(Some of these lines are impossible to understand.  I listened to them dozens of times and am still unsure.  Marked with (?). )
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Pure rap shit.
Let's do this.
No dubs, one take.
Let's go.

To which I reply:
Ain't no way in hell that you can muscle me homie,
Only if you will try to fuck with me now they mushing baloney.
Ain't no ho can get between a horse and his dick.
First second third fourth 'n the fifth,
Of course I'm the shit.
I've had so many women,
I start to think I'm assisted living.
I thought of Santa Clause for all the gifts my dick's been givin'.
All them chicks been kickin' with 'em. (?)
All it is is pimpin-ism. (?)
Listen, women, Kaiser Von Powderhorn is up in your kitchen!
And these haters start to trippin'.
I'm gettin' more money than a motherfuckin christian.
True, young prof is a baller.
You can call the hater line I'll pick the first caller.
Some so many rappers, (?)
I'm a sure father.
Been with your baby mama motherfucker, cue daughter.
Don't make me bring her toys out,
Motherfuckers know I get intense like boy scouts.

I'm the greatest.
Don't front, I'm the greatest.
Bitch please, I'm the greatest.
Fuck you, I'm the greatest.
Suck my dick, I'm the greatest.
Bitch please, I'm the greatest.
Fuck you, I'm the greatest.
Don't front, I'm the greatest.

I'm fuckin' Lyndsey Lohan, broham
A player got her open,
A trip to Vegas, for a little eloping.
I'm Biance's fiance, I'm picante.
You lookin for a double date, Kanye?
Fuck it, there's a mermaid in my bathtub,
The motherfucker's only there to give backrubs.
How much an ostrich cost bitch?
Put it in a mosh pit,
At my show and jump in like, "Watch this!"
Bitch please, got whiskey out the faucet,
Little girls 'll hold my hair in case I get nauseous.
Deal, mother fucker that's a bonus.
Cut my girls hair so I can think I'm fucking Jonas.
Oh brother, I don't slow brother.
Everybody knows I'm a cold mo-fucker.
I'm thinkin' this is the end,
Like OMG, I've outdone myself again.

I'm the greatest.
Don't front, I'm the greatest.
Bitch please, I'm the greatest.
Fuck you, I'm the greatest.
Suck my dick, I'm the greatest.
Bitch please, I'm the greatest.
Fuck you I'm the greatest.
Don't front I'm the greatest.

3 comments:

bigdane87 said...

First line, "To which I reply, Aint no way in hell that you can muscle me homie"

Dylan Shorter said...

A trip to Vegas, for a little eloping

MattW said...

Thanks.