Bitch!
You probably deserved that shit.
It was an epic watermelon.
It hurt my face badly.
I thought I was slinging the shot, and then the shot had me.
My middle class ass didn't know what I was doing.
Now I'm heading back to the mini-van, and I'm drooling.
Soccer practice canceled.
No dinner tonight.
Cancel the plans, I'll be sucking my husband's dick in the light.
Like my child-bearing stomach, my face is kinda mushy.
I need a sofa, Oprah, herbal tea and fat free cookie.
Prof.
I didn't really deserve this.
I haven't had shots to face like that since college.
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