James Bond Blimp (fan video)

I put together a few pictures for "James Bond Blimp" feat. MTV Riff Raff:

Epic Watermelon

Prof did a bit on a popular video from The Amazing Race a year ago. 

Bitch!  

You probably deserved that shit.

It was an epic watermelon.

It hurt my face badly.

I thought I was slinging the shot, and then the shot had me.

My middle class ass didn't know what I was doing.

Now I'm heading back to the mini-van, and I'm drooling.

Soccer practice canceled.

No dinner tonight.

Cancel the plans, I'll be sucking my husband's dick in the light.

Like my child-bearing stomach, my face is kinda mushy.

I need a sofa, Oprah, herbal tea and fat free cookie.

Prof.

I didn't really deserve this.

I haven't had shots to face like that since college.